Thursday, May 28, 2009

Pet Friggin Peeve

Like I get totally pissed off by the "friend" that's only a friend when they want/need sumthin... I'm sure I ain't the only person that feels this way but wtf?? I would like to put on blast all the fuckin users out here that think others are on this earth solely for their gain. Like what do u think I can really do for u? Bitch I got my own damn problems. My own issues, my own crusades de fuckry to be on. So don't u ever for one single moment feel as if I'm sittin here waiting to be of service to u. And the minute I feel that way yo ass betta believe that I AIN'T gon do shit for u... Call me grimey but its like dis, if I'm goin to the supermarket and ure a user but u need me to pick up a couple things for u, even tho I'm goin there, I ain't gon do it for u. And I'm not gon make excuses either I'm just gon say no and u can suck it or not after that cuz I'm not here to make your life easier or to help your day run smoothly. U ain't doin the same for me.... I can't stand a fuckin user or a sometimey ass ho.....

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Come Get Ya Mama!!!

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Where is she goin???? SMMFH

Cookie Monsta and Di Crew

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what do you call these 3 hoes?? lol??? Thank Goodness for dem ol dollar store socks, saved a bitch some money

Havin Some Booty.... More Important Than Drinking Water

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I always say and (so does my sis) if u got ya pants hangin down below yo ass u advertising something... and low and behold i have verbal confirmation.... "U sag yo pants in hurr man somebody be up in yo butt.... "

Look at how many mufuckas got ass for sale! I'm talkin bout thick ones, thin ones, black ones, white ones, i'm sure the 2 wit the hairy legs r hispanic.... all the men got ass for sale and dont even know it..... or do they?? Now u hearing it from the freak's mouth and i bet the young lil punks not gon take notice.... they like the thought of someone takin that booty... lol well remember while u forgot yo belt this morning someone's lookin to toss ya salad for breakfast holla!

The Originator

So Kyle said i'ma eat dat ass on this bus.... but this crazy bitch originated the shit... keep watchin for her crazy ass to say beat dat ass, i'ma beat dat ass on this train. Making Kyle sayin that shit even funnier cuz its damn near identical... wonder if they related. Git out ma face!!

Come On Now

How the hell u let somebody talk to you like that..... but he did go wayyyy in on that ass... lol eat that ass, i'ma eat dat ass on this bus! funnayyyyy and mad disrespectful.... i love the fuckry

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

COOKIE MONSTA AND DI CREW

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what can i say jamaicans love to get down... the one in the yellow shades look like sumbody mama, and i dont know what the rest of em look like

WHY DIS FOOL.....

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LOOK LIKE THIS?? That jacket is dummm tite. i hate this look

Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Return of Rafi

So just for a lil background on this situation at my "Minnikin" wash n set spot out here on 3rd n 3rd...there's this minnikin we'll call her Rafi.  Well basically she was here a yr or so back and they apparently banished her ass from the shop. They was yappin all this mama bicho puta sucia shit about her.  I was kinda happy cuz by then she had snapped off my hair while "combing it" and gave me a crooked fuckin bang. So I was glad her ass left.... last outing my sis n I arrive to find lo n behold friggin Rafis back she dum happy too dancin to the music friggin singin dum loud I'm like oh shit... who ends up givin me a perm AND cuttin my bang AGAIN? Si! Rafi. So I'm dum nervous lookin at my sis the whole time like omg ord adm hope she don't fuck my shit up....well she didn't I was relieved.
That was 2 weeks ago... today I come up in this mufucka and ol Rafi is at it again! Burnin sumbody wit the perm. This lady screamin in a newport voice "u is gittin wawta in ma ear!"  "Yo u just go soap in ma eyye" I'm like I knew that shit couldn't last. So now I look to da left and she is literally bending at the knees rippin this girls hair apart puttin the perm in her scalp gon be on fyah in 2 mo minutes. She got a face on like she benchpressin 250... adm wonder how long she gon b here this go round.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

How Bout A Round Of Applause

A standing ovaaaationnnn!!!! So We-yana caught a glimpse of Cassie and her lil A and a half cups, pierced but pink as a baby pig... no homo, and decided to let di world see whe she deh wuk wit.... bajan speak lol for let the world see what she workin wit.... so we get to see WeWe's boobs also pierced from what I gather and her dear sweet Cwissy wit what appears to be a pair of her draws pon his head.... WTF now my thing is like really and truly Cassie sez she got hacked but who da fuck waan hack her ass and IDK of WeWe sayin anything so basically she musta put it out there and i cant blame her.... She know she got mo body than Cassie's emaciated ass.... we c what develops but i just dont understand how ya shit get put on front street like dat.... Cwissy u di sen di pikcha dem I sen u to di hintanet??? Luv how he threw in the pic of himself to throw off the scent.... clever likkle Cwissy