Thursday, September 24, 2009

Camel Toe



Ug-Lee and Ug-Leah went thru a whole lotta trouble to bring this look to life.... Wonder if the CamelToe was part of the plan

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Alcohol and White Women...

Will have u doin sum dumb shit.  Kanye ran up on Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to let the world know he think Beyonce's the shit. Yeezy walked the red carpet wit his alcohol and white woman and wigged the fuck out at the show. SMH at Kanye

Two Cankles and One Hell of a Wedgie

So once again while minding my bizniz at Target I saw this mess here so I snapped a flick for your viewing pleasure. No need to thank me

Some People Deserve to Be Choked




So this was jacked from ol front and back lickin Tila Tequila.... ok so the whore got choked out like who cares? She's a smut that's most likely why her man felt like he could tell her to hop on in the bed with him and 2 other freaks. In true smutbag form, she told him she was gonna bang his boy and the choking allegedly ensued.... Ok fine. But why does she feel the need to bring Chris Brown into it? I hate the way that people still tryna bring CB down while ol iron-board shaped Ree-Yaddah is gettin big up all over the place. Tila Tequila is a lil anorexic attention whore, don't be surprised if some dude really goes off on her ass one of these days.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Helmet Head

2 questions... Is that hair painted on? Or is tar.  And wtf is he thinkin bout? He look like he fantasizing bout a new gucci man purse and some mandals to match.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I Don't Like Gucci....

This nigga Gucci Mane mad ugly son. Ashy knucks crusty ass lips... Goot Lawwwwd! And Shawty Lo just a short shit. That bottles bigger than him, but that's probably the point. #Niggashyt

Vogue Neva-Lution

Ok, where were these queens faw-va's when they was growin up?? There's no excuse for this shit. I hate them metallic boots, them dum ass hats, the shorts, and I definitely hate that damn sunflower. They need they asses whooped

Hallay Berrayy Don't Look Like Dat

So I was in the liquor store and this man in front of me smell like he already had 1 of everything.  Then he began callin the lady Hallay Berrayy cuz she fine as hell. When did u let yo granduncle hear that song cuz he sho was sangin it

Mr. Keri Baby

I knew it was a man sumwhere in there. Here's Keri Hilson supporting Gay Pride Week wit 2 busted 2 dusty trannys. She got in the middle cuz she's the best lookin guy in the group.

Monday, September 7, 2009

The Gang's All Here.... Almost

Here's 2 of dirtbag Weezy's babymamas, Big Blue Nivea and Toya Baybe out to watch Reginae aka The Lil Martian and her group The OMG girls. Only thing missin are his other 2 stripper chicks and dear Lauren London who I know prays everynite that her baby looks like her cuz she did NOT mate wit a winner in the looks department this time.

On The Reggae Tip



Rule of thumb for me starting now... It doesn't matter how many times you've seen Elephant Man, Beenie Man, Mavado, any dancehall artist of that caliber, you will ALWAYS get a show. I passed on On The Reggae Tip cuz I seen em all before, now I'm like, I shoulda went. Oh well

Marketing Whore



So here's one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta that we KNOWis broke. Sheree is tryna get her life right with her clothing line She by Sheree, and as you can see, she's gonna take every opportunity to promote the shit. Check da bamboo earrangs. This photo is for the NOH8 campaign u know, Proposition 8 amended the constitution and bans gay my bad, same-sex marriage..... Love the photoshopped skin and light eyezzzz. LAME

Jacked From UberTwitter Halal Love



This girl is always tweetin sum pics of her and some Arab man talkin bout it's her lotto man... That's what they callin it these days? Cute

Jackin TwitPics SlickEmHound



So if you don't know, now you know. I follow ol durty ass @slickemhound from Pretty Ricky, and lemme tell u he is pure ignorance and nigganess. Here we have what must be his Good Morning Beautiful self portrait shot. This is ahvuslee before he buffed his teefis with Brasso or whatever u clean them shits wit. This is strictly for the ladies... enjoy.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Bow Down...And Worship



So this pic was sent to me by my sanctified sistah aw. You heard it here first ladies... The most powerful position on earth is on your knees...So get down on dem knees and go for what you know, and take that statement however you like cuz u know what u do on dem dusty knees

Mr. Keri Baby



Is something manly and unattractive about Keri Hilson to me. And Kellz is getting fat....And old.

HMMMMMM



So these guys came thru and totally ripped off an Apple store in Jersey in 31 seconds as the newsman reported. Love how u see the security guard pacing back and forth and before these boys came thru and then how u see him come back after.... Smash and Grab?? Yeah aight.

Niggatry.....Is That A Word? Well It Is Now


Now look at this shit here... This lil kuntray ass Lil Boosie and his Bad Ass is all dressed up like the King Of Pop. Now get it right. I dont think for 1 second tha Lil Boosie dressed up like MJ cuz that would just be uberwack. So to the bum ass Nigga that photoshopped this shit together I got a big fat Boooooooo for the idea. Dont u dare exploit MJ in any "pahtikula fashin" (c) M.TYSON. And if Lil Boosie drank that ol down home moonshine and really did this wack ass shit I would like to say BULLET BULLET thats sum fuck shit duh

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

BEWARE - He Will Slap Fyah Out Yo Child




A Georgia man allegedly slapped a toddler at a Walmart store because she wouldn't stop crying, authorities said.
Roger Stephens, 61, was arrested Monday and charged with first-degree cruelty to children. An incident report obtained from police in Gwinnett County indicated Stephens did not know the 2-year-old girl he stands accused of hitting.

The confrontation happened shortly before noon at the Walmart in Stone Mountain, a suburb of Atlanta.

According to the arresting officer, the child's mother said her daughter was crying as they walked down one of the aisles.

The mother said a stranger later identified as Stephens approached them and said, "If you don't shut the baby up, I will shut her up for you."
A few moments later, while the mother and the crying child were in another aisle, Stephens allegedly grabbed the girl and slapped her across the face.

Police said he hit her four or five times. "See, I told you I would shut her up," the suspect allegedly told the mother.

Authorities described "slight redness" to the toddler's face. Before he was arrested, Stephens apologized to the mother for striking the girl, the incident report said.

Stephens, a Stone Mountain resident, is being held by the Gwinnett County Sheriff's Department


**Umm, am I the only one wondering wtf up wit that childs mother?? I would have tore that Walmart UP whoopin his ass!