Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Original Dope Dick

Move over Weezy!! It seems that Richard Pryor has the Original Dope Dick... just ask Pam Grier, he doped her tail up sumthin proper in the 70s....
 
An excerpt from her new book, a conversation with her doctor.....
 
He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

The doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.
 
Wow!!! I'm givin the side-eye to a whole lotta people that "were wild in the 70s" smh

Friday, March 12, 2010

What Theeee Hell Do You Call This Look??

 
Big shout out to Jay-Z who broke ground on the new Nets Stadium in Brooklyn…. But Al Sharpton is thinking the same thing I am,  WTF wrong wit that child’s face??? I haaaaate that red lipstick and cat eyes. It definitely needs to go, that’s not how you accompany your man to an event of that caliber.  She musta missed the memo that Halloween is in October.  *Shazayyummm*
 

Telephone

 
Did you see Lady Gaga’s new video featuring Beyounce “Shazayumm” Knowles????  It’s official…. I love Lady Gaga!!! She’s super creative, the more I watch and hear her the more I can’t wait for her to overthrow Shazayumm as the hottest thing in these streets….. Ra Ra Ra Ah Ahhhhhhh
 

Monday, March 8, 2010

T-Pain's Freaknik

 
So after the Ho Hum Oscar’s, I went to my trusty DVR and watched T-Pain’s musical Freaknik and I must say, it was full of your typical road trip shenanigans but it was overall entertaining, I mean after all it WAS a musical.  TPain, Weezy, Rick Ross, Big Boi, Charlie Murphy just to name a few.  But, as with anything associated with Hip Hop, there was a definite backlash with all kinds of opinions… ranging from callin it COONERY at its finest all the way to saying it was the funniest thing some had seen in a while. Well this is my DANGBLOG and it was funny to me, it was entertaining and even clever…. I loved Rawse’s character the most! #dontjudgeme but DO check it out next time its on Cartoon Network Adult Swim…. Autotune is not dead!!!! Lmao
 

Here's what a few tweets had to say

BrysonWallace: another busy week. haha WHATS NEW. imma quote freaknik all day. cuz that had me cryin laughin 1 hour ago

jrecks: OMG freaknik is sooooo racist smh · 4 hours ago

hatchepsut1950: As excited as i was to see Freaknik, I couldn't even watch the whole thing because it was so ignorant #SMH · 1 hour ago

djalimonger: freaknik the musical, you were some kind of beautiful... · 4 hours ago

Well I likedid it in all its ignorant glory......

Sneak Pics...

Yes that's IS a brown BUBBLE VEST and LEATHER PANTS ya man on the right is wearing.... smh

Jackin TwitPics... More Barbiie Bullsh!t

Someone please tell these "women" that just because you are wearing sumthing pink, it does NOT make you a Barbiie.... and if u got alllll dat junk in yo trunk, u need to cover it up.... seriously.  I can hear her now, "my man like it doe". Well do u, but ummm please stop offending the rest of us that don't find it cute....

Sneak Pics

Nice lady works at Target but she has a mullet AND a mustache. #notagoodlook

Hateration? Or Reaction to Wack Speech???

 
 
So Sam Jackson was caught giving this face after Mo’Nique’s acceptance speech for her Best Supporting Actress Academy Award last night…… Tweets were tweeting about Sam hating on Mo’Nique and I guess that’s somewhat of a killer side-eye but I think he was just reacting to how lame her speech was.  I mean congrats and all that but she did bring a certain ghetto-ness to the awards thanking bum ass BET…. Maybe Sam’s face was like a “thank goodness she used her inside voice” type of look…. Or a “now that heifer know she wrong for STILL not shaving them legs” kinda look….. Or maybe he just thinks it was a crock of shit that she won. Whatever the meaning behind the face, I say this, Thank you Sam Jackson for my new BITCH PLEASE PIC….
 

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Is This DumbAss Serious??? Don't Answer That



OK so somebody gave this dumb ass a microphone AGAIN and this time he sez some dumb shit like its amazing what has been done for Haiti but it's also amazing what hasn't been done for New Orleans.... And you're at a benefit for Haiti!! OK to that I have to say Shut Your Dumb Fuckin ASSSSS UP!!! Does he know how many people lost their lives in Haiti as opposed to Katrina?? I didn't see Lil Wayne, Baby or anyone else puttin on telethons and fundraisers for New Orleans. I did however see them grimey ass kuntry folk takin their FEMA money and flippin dat bitch whoadie.... I seen them goin to other peoples cities, and towns wreaking pure havoc. So please shut your bitch ass up LIL WAYNE.... U are a poor reflection of the people of NOLA and I can only hope they aren't all as illiterate and ignorant as you are, but for some reason I think they are for the most part. Ok u built a park so fuckin what??? Port Au Prince is gonna be on a loooong road to recovery. This is America you know, land of the free home of the brave. All yall rich bitches aint try to rebuild your city who the hell you think is gonna do it?? Wyclef is puttin ON for Haiti. If he wasn't going so hard I don't think the response would have been so big!!!! AND AGAIN.... that earthquake's death toll and devastation is on a level way beyond Katrina..... Another reason I can't stand the damn Pussy Monster, he's a fuckin asshole.

What The Texas Toast……?

Michelle Williams shows her support for Beyounce at her launch party for her new fragrance Heat.... My question is: wtf is that on Michelle's head?? She's dead wrong for bedeckin her head wit that birds nest.... and of course Beyounce should get the award for BFF of a Lifetime for lettin her girl think this is a good look.... I know Bey's like fuck it, its my damn party, good thing she looks a hot mess! U will NOT upstage me! SHAZAYUMM!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Don't Tell Me This Is A Trend



Ummm why is Brandy rockin the extra long Centaur ponytail??? Is this "hairspoil" to be attributed to Kelis?? Say it aint so!!!!

Caption This



Well I don't know what to call this hot ass mess but I sure wish somebody would submit this fool ass pic to the Family Court. Nas should not have to pay for this whore to play Halloween everyday. What do you call this look?? Hit the comments so I can properly caption this. Them boots look like she uses them to dig for gold when she's down on all fours.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Help A Brother Out

So Gary Coleman got arrested over the weekend for domestic assault in Utah.... And he's having a little trouble posting the $1,725 bail.  Damn shame as much as we all love Diff'rent Strokes, Arnold doesn't even have 2Gs on hand for sticky situations such as these... So please send all donations to the Gary Coleman Bail Fund to AkiLahAhSantE @ primasez.... thanks I'll make sure it gets to him!

BITCH PLEASE!!

So Trina wants to do her part and help the Haitian people by adopting a lil haitian child. She's in a financial position to do so and she is seriously considering it.... Ummm am I the only one that can't see Trina being anyone's mama rite now??

Sunday, January 24, 2010

O_o Ever Hear Bout Nair??



KUDOS to Mo'Nique on winning the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in Precious! She really did bring that emotion to the screen... but why did she bring her hairy ass legs to the Awards too?? An oversight I'm sure. Lol her man is happy she losing weight, he aint got time to bother her bout her hairy ass legs too....

Jackin For TwitPics




So u know people tweet all kinds of pics.... Here's one I came across today... They called it "Celie Minaj" LMBAOOOOO

Keep Yo Hands Off My Mama



This is a cute commercial... I wish Dorito's or Frito Lay or whoever would buy this from this guy....

Now You Know....




It sure takes a special kinda man to knock up a bitch that would go to her baby shower lookin like this....

Bitch Get A Job From Me You Won't Rob



Must be nice to sit back and live off a nigga's money... Case in point, Kelis. As u can see our resident golddigger I mean Nas' ex-wife looks like she's doin just fine spending his doe on whatever the fuck she WANTS!!! The OD on fur is just a piss in the face to PETA cuz they got at her about some random porcupine she wore on her head as a hat last month. Needless to say I'm sure my man Nas fronted the bill on this one. He never heard Grand Puba tell the crackheaded ho to get a job? From me you won't rob cuz I'll smack you with a hose full of sand??? #CmonSon

That FACE!!!!




Ok so I am one of Lil Kim's fans from way back, u know, when she looked like one of us.... Now, IDK what to call this shit. I'm at a loss for words mainly because she wasnt an ugly girl to begin with. As we all know self hate is a mutha fucka so here is LIL KIM circa 2010 lookin like a hot fuckin mess. Them brows!!! Them shiny ass big cheeks! And I dont mean the ones she had a Brazilian Butt Lift on! EEK! Justin is cute tho as always.

WTF... Redemption Songs For Everyone!!!

If you know me you know that I am totally feeling it for the Haitian people. I definitely have a problem with bandwagonists tho... I guess Bob Marley's Redemption Song is the unofficial theme song for the Haiti Earthquake. Well I'm here to say bitches please!!!! That song has been around for ages and I so dont appreciate u hoes fuckin it up!!!
Here's Melanie Fiona and our beloved Wee-Wee butchering the song. I wish Ike would tell these hoes to "sang the song the way the man wrote the song!!!"