No Hateration In This.....

So here is a pic of a fuckin hater, that's the only way I can describe gettin looked up and down while at the seafood section of PaffMawk.  This hateful heffa was pissed I guess cuz we was rackin up on the snow crab legs, king crab legs, & jumbo shrimps... she gave us the side eye from HELL when we said that the medium shrimp are like popcorn shrimp, rolled her chicken neck around and proceeded to order half pound of the medium shits.... don't be mad at me baybee!!! I go hard or I keep my ass at home. So don't roll yo eyes at me hoe. Step ya game up.... she gets the Kiss My Ass award... Hollaaaaa

It Took A lot.....

For these two to byppass the Applebees that's there on the right way to go ladies!! Woooo Hooooo!

Sneak Flicks

Spotted leaving Target, once again we have a lady here who has the same shape of like 60 percent of the damn population. Everywhere u look there is fat rolls and flat asses all over the nation.  Bitch! Put that dang on twankie down pleeze.....

Sneak Flicks

So why don't she have on drawz aginn? Can sumbody please tell me???

TERIUS

So I keep on reading all over the place that BET is obviously gonna do a tribute to Michael Jackson but then when I read the lineup I was like WTF when I saw that the Dream is gonna be a part of it..... Now don't get me wrong, I am a listener of Terius's great masterpieces... her titties like woo woo wooo her boody like oooh oooh ooh.... such musical genius. But just cuz he steals Michael's style sometimes, doesn't mean that he is on the same level as Usher or Chris Brown or Ne-Yo....so now I'm mega anxious about all this.... GGRRRRRRRRR U BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP TERIUS
Sidebar* I put this pic of MJ up cuz it's one of my favorites and I damn sure wasn't gonna put up Tite Ass Terius pic.

I Have Lost My MOJO....

Man there's been so much fuckery goin but I just don't even have the feeling to go in as I usually do. Why? Well I am like so devastated by the loss of Michael Jackson that all I wanna do is get back all the songs I grew up sangin, all the videos we BEASTED to watch and watched over and over and over again. My dad will tell u that MJ was my first boo in life and now he is gone on to glorayy! I'm so sad I have so many pics of bad shaped fatties and nappy headed niggas but all I can think of is Happy by young Michael and the Keep it in the Closet video where he freaks the shit outta Naomi Campbell, or is she freakin the shit outta him? She's so seductive with those long legs. NO RAINBOW!! So til I get that ol warm fuzzy feelin back to go in on sum shit check out my fave MJ video, and bow ya head for the king 1 time... sniff sniff so sad....

BITCH PLEASE!!!!!

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face as she slept when she'd only asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time - and lied because her father was 'furious'.

Belgian Kimberley Vlaminck said last week she woke up in horror to find her face covered in the stars of various sizes which spread out over the left-hand side of her head.
She went on to blame the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.



Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then vowed to sue tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the £9,000 she needs for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing: 'It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.'
But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was 'fully aware' of what Toumaniantz was doing.

Miss Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: 'I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.

'But when my father saw them, he was furious.

'So I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake.'


Aight so lemme get this straight... This lil weirdo decides to lay in a tatto0 chair, owned by that freaky lookin mufucka, and git her face tattied up to the point of damn near no return.... WTF??? Her dad should be furious for two reasons.... 1, that his 18 yr old look like a damn 40 yr old and 2, that the dum heffer did this shit to her own face AND THEN goes and blames ol friendly tattooer...Lookin at this fool i think it was his PLEASURE to do this to this girl's face tho... kinda like a spermicidal facial..... u know the freak bitch nigga that's doin it is totally feelin it while she just sits there like, SPLASH! LOLOLOL totally disgusting and so..... this dumb bitch gets today's BITCH PLEASE AWARD

Today On Twitter

Perez Hilton and his flaming ass was crying via tweet that Will.I.Am and his peoples whooped dat ass and he need the police immediately and he was shocked and bleeding. But then Will.I.Am said Perez called him a faggot... GTFOH r u serious?? If a bitch boy like Perez called me a faggot I'd fuck him up too... I mean I think Will.I.Am kinda gay tho but Perez is definitely gay-errr. Battle of the Battyboys lol. Stay tuned. I heard there's videos flyin back n forth.... we shall see what comes out of all this

Is It Just Me?

Or is this lil boy kinda corny lookin??? Sumthin about him just screams CORNBALLLL (at least to me) and it doesn't make him cool cuz he wants to fcuk every girl in the world.... pee-yeww

Gotta Git Mah Drank Own!

So I'm sure u can see from the pic it is pourin rain out her, niggas still standin in front the liquor store... smh

Father Give Me Strength

So this shape is what I would like to call my worst nightmare. I would more than likely kill myself (figuratively of course) if I EVER let myself go like this.  Now I know, I know, "big is beautiful" blah blah blah. "My man luv it doe" blah blah blah yeah he's prolly knockin down one of yo fat ass friends. Grrrr this is a specimen of 20 sum'n years of porkchop eatin. Round ass look like she got two rows o tiddies attitude prolly as stink as the back of her fat neck. I need a salad after dis.....

Real Housewives

So I feel like I'm in an episode of the Real Housewives of Pelham Manor. If u don't know Pelham Manor is in Westchester County, NY and there's loads of big dollar bill houses out here. It also happens to be where the closest lil pub with the bangin ass onion rings is located and tonite I's feenin 4 some. So I rode out, all by myself decided to order my food and drink a corona while I wait.  Just my luck fridays must be the nite when the whole town comes out and brings their annoying obnoxious wives wit em... All wreeking of some Elizabeth Taylor or Elizabeth Arden fragrance. I'm in the twilight zone we got Susie over here tolmbout how she can kick sum guys ass, I'm sure her husband is totally disgusted. The lil bitch ass bartender is bout to break the bottle of grey goose, she must b tipsy.  There's about 3 convos goin on around me, they're all lame as u can see, I'm sittin here writing this shit. Where's my damn onion rings.... oooh and I ordered buffalo shrimp too.  Wow the crowds dwindling down.... wait ear hustle time.... woman is fascinated by the beer tower.... basically 3 liters of beer kinda like your own tap at the table duhhh she's lame.... wait she's giving the silver haired fella crazy akshun.... They kill me. They prolly into spanking and shit. Nipple clips and weird shit like dat.  Oh my imagination! Well my lovely steak and onion rangs have arrived I'm blowin dis joint goodnite Terius, I'm gon settle in and finally try to catch Slumdog Millionaire.... say it wit me.. Latikaaaa!! Stuff my face kiss Maria cuz she is the light of my life and gwaan a mi bed.... I holla

Hot Shit? Or Just a Hot Mess?

So OmeGurl was here killin it in sum DG or sumting *shrug* shades and these tites but the thang about it is in actuality these tites are dum old they had like rolled up lint bawlls on em... and the boots were really killin me. I didn't get the rolie polie olie janelle monae hairdo tho, drats!! I was on my papparazzi shit so I tried to b discreet don't wanna blow my cover.... more of the Hood's Finest.

Fried, Dyed & Blowdryed

So idk what to say about this here bleach job/ghetto masterpiece. I love the variation of hues of yellows..... Ghetto Hawt...

Supaman Dat Hoe!

So I dunno what u call this "dance" its either Supaman Dat Hoe or Supaman Dat Nigga. Idk but she needs her ass whooped for behaving that way in public. Where is her mama?!?? Matter of fact where the hell is his damn daddy??

Bitch Please

So today's Bitch Please award can go to Jada Pinkett-Smith. Why? Because she came on The View talkin bout how she keeps the spice in her relationship, which pretty much ranged from role playing to fuckin on your friends kitchen table, like literally. The majority of us think sumthin's up with your marriage and u guys sexuality. I mean I'm just sayin Will Smith is up there on my Gay Fish-o-Meter rite along with Cuba Gooding Jr. and that ain't a good thing. So Bitch Please u guys are swingers, that have an open relationship with Will ending the nite with Jada's strap-on up his ass. 

. The lovely face of today's Bitch Please award is the lovely Tiina F. Bayybee. Send me your best Bitch Please or Nigga Please pic so u can be the award one day. Holla at yo gurrl

Sneak Pics

These boots were made for walkin and if I wasn't such a chump ass punk I woulda snapped the whole get up. But I was afraid of gettin stomped out by these thick ass cowperson boots. It was like 80 degrees out and this mofo is dressed to stomp out cowpies.

Lattarian's A Lil Thug!!!

So 2 weeks after his lil crazy ass got put on blast for stealin his granny's whip, good ol Lattarian's in the news again for whoopin his granny in "da walmawk" all cuz she said he couldn't have chicken wings. He ends up gettin on a 72 hr hold to be evaluated...I know his granny's relieved. His parents?? Who da hell knows

7 Yr Old Hoodrat

So this lil boy stole his grannys car him and his friend "dat smoke cigretts" and took off playin bumper cars all over the hood. All because its fun to do bad thangs, and he wanted to do hoodrat thangs with his friend.... 7 years old

Today on Twitter....

I asked Usher's soon to be ex wife for his phone number.... she never replied.  Damn hater! LmBao

Tomorrow's the Puerto Rican Day Parade...

So basically females guard your goods cuz those mofos are known to behave rather beastly at these parades. Kneegrows and Ricans please try to be on your best behavior as our beloved NYPD will be in attendance to snatch that ass up and throw u in the paddywagon in a heartbeat.... oh, and say hello to Maribel, my puerto rican model lol... courtesy of my penchant for snappin flicks when ppl ain't lookin. Buenos Dias! Lol

Sneak Pics

Fool ass barber sleepin in his chair.... wakes up, wipes drool and wonders why he don't have a damn custee. U was sleepin nigga!

Sneak Pics

My man rite here is reppin his hood hard.... while doin a little grocery shopping with a bluetooth on...

U On Candid Camera Now!

So yeah if u don't know by now, I live for whippin out my phone and snappin away at the unsuspecting public.... this example of what NOT to wear was just struttin her shit so hard u woulda thought she was Ra-hannah but she sho nuff ain't. Now I would liken her to sum hot dog or sausage meat that's in a real tite casing but then the yellow colort totally throws it off so I dunno what to actually call this mash up.  Suffice it to say her rolls r outta control! Please ladies if u have a mirror, utilize it before leavin ya house. If not, don't squeeze yo munky ass into sum shit like this. Hint if u not sure that ure actually squeezing/forcing yourself into sumthing, losing your breath while trying to get dressed would be a telltale sign.... I need a drink after this 1. Hit me again Sam! And this time make it a triple, 1 for each roll, not including them tig ol biddays. Blech!

Say It Ain't So Ursh!

Ohhh Emmm Geee!! So I'm hearing that Usher filed for divorce from his wife.  Everybody knows I'm one of Usher's biggest Stans but I would have never wished for this to happen, oh what about the babies?? Shiiit I'm sure they'll be aight. Confessions after his break up was the shit, Here I Stand, inspired by wedded bliss was pretty good to me.  Wonder what his new album Monster is gon come with? All I know is when he brings that ass to NYC I'm in there and maybe now that he got rid of the ol ball-n-chain he'll take that damn shirt off... cuz he didn't last time.... hehehehehe. Well to the left to the left Mrs Raymond and I'm sure she's leavin with much more than she came in with so it ain't no sweat off her weave. Time to drop a single or sumthin Usher!!  {Sidebar}. I did have a pic of the lovely couple up but decided this pic of Ursh alone was better.

Rude Ass

So at first I felt bad for taking a picture of this fine specimen of bum assness, cuz I thought to myself, self how would you feel if sum jerk was snappin flicks of you? But then this dumpling shaped bish got so damn rude with the receptionist that I decide what the hey! Put that ass on blassst bebe so that's what I did.  Notice the rubber clogs and lardo slacks she's wearing.  Oh yeah she mad and it ain't at the receptionist its at her dam self for being so hateful cuz she has a big fat outta shape ass. I cropped the swine flu face out too by the way cuz great googlay mooglay she was ooglay!!

I Ain't Know.....

Gucci made bullshit accessories such as this ghetto bootlegged ass corset with matching earrangs.... I'm sure this is the best fif teen dolla this chile has ever spent in chinatown. This was probably like a Goochi vs Lewie party to. SMH at all the kneegrows tryna stunt when they know the shit is fake

What The Texas Toast??

Ok, so lemme get this straight, you sing songs like Diva and Ego and ahvuslee thats suppose to let the public know what kinda person you are, you know, the shit you think you have a right to do and say.... This leads me to Fa-Awn-Say... Now I aint got no beef with Hov's wiz.... but this just takes the cake and I had to say sumthing about it. I came across this in The Daily Mail, London's newspaper, Fa-Awn-Say was on tour there until this week. Apparently Miss "A Diva Is A Female Version Of A Hustla" was staying at The Mandarin Oriental Hotel and decided to go shopping ACROSS THE STREET at a spot called Harvey Nichols, this is where shit goes left. In true Diva style this bish didnt do what we all would have done (walk across the damn street) instead she got in a car, was driven a few yards so that a U-turn could be made, pulled up to the spot, did her do and got back in the car to make yet another U-turn to drop her ass off in front of the hotel. Now this sum bullshit if I ever heard it. I bet if she don't already have an asswiper, she's in the market for one of those too. And the funny thing is that I'm always reading how dirty people on da inna-net be doing her ass. and I don't call them haters, but I use to think it was a bit much, well after reading this and checking out this diagram of the scene of said crime, I look at her in a totally different light and she's mega wack for that. So Fa-Awn-Say has earned herself the first "Bitch Please Award" courtesy of this blog.

SCENE OF OFFENSE:




BITCH PLEASE AWARD


Jacked from The Daily Mail

My Summer Jam Wrap Up...... You Done Know...,

The best performer did 1 song that was released 1 day earlier. Like come on be for real.... Everybody was buzzin bout Jay-Zs D.O.A. (as u should know by now that's Death Of Autotune) and the next day he shows up to Summer Jam at home where the hell he need to drop some shit like that and I'm sayin ALLLLL the people knew the words to that shit....in not even 24 hours. He comes thru and shuts the whole stadium down in 1 song. Yo can't wait for Blueprint 3 and u betta believe when he appears in NYC I'm in thurr...  lala la la hey hey heyyy GOOOODBYYYYYYE

Second Best Surprise

Which wasn't really a surprise cuz Swizz Beats been biggin up Ruff Ryders lately so I KNEW he would be there wit Jada and he was and it was the shit as to be expected.... Totally enjoyed that too.... Double R. Do y'all niggas buss ya guns?? Hell yeah we buss our guns! I can't wait for the new shit. Call me nostalgic but.... hey.

Likkle Kim......

Came outta nowhere and downloaded herself to TPain's hard drive. I mean they was really ODeein on the whole big up to Brooklyn, is Brooklyn in the house?, Brooklyn put ya hands up so I was like ho hum more a dis BK shit but then out galloped Likkle Kim, brazilian butt lift and all..... u go gurllll. Her performance was decent. And even after Jay-Z buried the autotune, T-Pain still came out and did his thang... Wit DJ Khaled and Ace Hood... Who else? Oh yah Maino. Well T-Pain got mad songs too he could go on all nite. I thought he was gonna.

Thanks To Terius

Yes!! I KNEW Fabolous was gon be there specially wit Terius on the lineup AND the hook and I was excited to see dat.... wish he was tellin niggas they look like they need oxygen masses lol.... BREATHE!! Oh yeah check out da diamonds in his damn chain... It's Loso in case u ain't know so.

Tite Ass Terius

Now quickly before I get to like more REAL parts of the show I must mention that Terius and his tite ass was there. Yo I love his songs I own both his cds like I play em as if there ain't other music sometimes... but why da fuck is ya man always dressin so tite? U think it's cuz he got the face of a fat kid? Just a hush puppy away from bein a lardo so he wears skinny shit to show he ain't fat? Or like what is it? For real? He is NOT buff his voice is NOT masculine so he don't need to wear nut huggers everywhere he goes..This performance was better than his performance at Mary and Jay-Zs Heart of the City Tour last year tho.. Goodnite Terius! Call leticia yo beautician....

Yonkers Was In Da Buildin Heavy! Lol

Well u know I'm Mary J's #1 fan and since I work in the same building as the Westhab Jada speaks of on Smoking Gun, I feel like I'm at 1 wit Yonkers nowadays which is weird cuz I generally hate Yonkers... But I must say that my girl Mary put it down as alllllways and Jada locked that shit down early.  We love some Jada son and I'm sure he noticed. My cousin always told me bout them niggas from Y.O. But I ain't hear him tho. His performances was mos def one of the best of the nite.

Oh Yah....

Burfday Sex was there... so was Pleasure P and Day 26. It was aight... Day 26 need Laurie Anns ass on the end of that stage they wouldn't have been that sloppy she need to Boom Kack dem mufuckas... Pleasure P was good. I appreciated it... Young Jeezy did his thang... 20s on the table hunnids on the flo. That ignant ass My President Is Black... He brought out Drake and of course Hov. Not a Jeezy fan overall tho... eh

Mavado and Serani

Mavado and Serani ripped it.... anybody that knows me knows I like to lick shots like one of the boys... specially when Mavado is lettin u know u just a baby bwoy! I love how Serani made his own encore tho. Like, he was done wit his set then he comes back out like, u want me to go?? Do-you-want-me-to-go??? And then he goes into love u girl do u feel the same.... oh well big up to Serani it was ahvuslee a big experience for him AND it was his bday. Dats wassup.

Elephant Man Does His Thing!

As always u can depend on Elephant Man to get the crowd crazy hype wit all the choons he got under his belt.  People like to be on that joke shit bout sum Jamaicans love dancin yo! Every song got a dance! But they the same mufuckas I seen gettin pon di river wit the rest of us. U can always count on Ele fi a good show.... Ova di wall! Ova di wall!

And Jim Jones

Only gets half a bar.... FUCK YOU NIGGA!!

Pet Friggin Peeve

People that take pics of themselves, like on some photo shoot shit really pisses me off! Lol I have attached a pic of a repeat offender here. Beware she loves to click flicks of herself. Lmao

BabyToupees?

So I usually get on the net and just check out random crap and I was directed to baby wigs via babyhairbands and then it just got progressively worse. My clickins lead me to find this young lady rockin what is called.... The Lil Kim. Wtf?? And can I get a big fat WTF for the lil girl cuz she is rockin that shit like she know she got a headful of pink hair on her head... cute baby love her choice of style.

The lil dark haired fella is rockin the Samuel L... lolol Sam-yule ain't got hair like dat!!!!

Jon, Kate, and Their Bullsh!tt

So by now we all know about Jon and Kate and their 8 lil bundles of joy, and of course, Jon's wandering eyes and hands and penis.  My thing is this, he's like 32 years old with 8 damn kids and a wife that loves to bark on him like he's one of the kids. I think I'm gon ride for Jon on this 1 cuz if I were him I'd definitely "go to the store for cigarettes" and end up at the bar for the rest of the nite. I ain't sure what he does for a living but I'm sure he needs a damn break from the headaches, all 9 of em in his house.  I'm sure he didn't count on having all those kids, being on tv, life scrutinized and very public.  I mean wtf happened to the days when a man could creep in peace?? Now he gotta be all worried bout his affairs bein put on blast. And Kate! Kate and her well tucked body... everywhere u look, there's Kate in a 2pc screamin on the kids when its obviously suppose to be like fun vacation time. The look on her face is just of utter disgust. I'd be disgusted too if I invitroed my way into a situation that I now regret... hey it was a good idea at the time. Now look atcha! Stressed out, in bitchmode more than usual for all the world to see. She sez Jon has issues he won't let her help him with. I think Jons sick of bein her little bitch and is tryin to grow his balls back.  Smh at Jon and Kate. And the kids! I hope they bankin sum of that TLC money for em and not just payin for Kates wacky ass haircut and her body tucks and lifts... boy I can see it now, the 1st chance those kids get to break up outta that scenery they out. I hope Kates really bangin sumone on the side too. Its only fair but on the real.... why can't y'all just let Jon live?? Daddy need luv too!!

Figure 4 Leglock

First of all who let the high colored dude up in the jarmaykin pawty?? And B, is that a figure 4 he got that chick in?? It look like he bout to break her damn shin! I wish a nigga would!

Mo' Foolishness

So this was brought to my attention by a very good bus riding friend of mine.... Moral of the story, if ya kid is old enough to carry her own bookbag, she SHOULDN'T be suckin a pacifier!

This Is What I Be Tawkin Bout

WTF is up wit this chile? Obviously she has no idea I snapped this flick but I'm sayin check out how tite the damn shirt is... and yes, that's a fat roll AND her draws stickin out. Gimme a break wit the fat girls r sexy speech ok??? This is not and never will be hawt.  Her shape is shapeless flat ass rolie polie olie.... AND 2 lbs of hair.... this the shit I be tawkin bout when I say sum people need to be shut down.  Honeychile! U look a mess!

I'm Dumbfounded....

So ever since gay ass sweet ass skinnybony ass Spectacular put out his lil grind challenge video, I been seeing more and more videos of young boys dancin like sum queens.  Now I'm sure they always been doin the shit but why all of a sudden is it popular or gettin sum shine? That type of thing is mad gay I'm sorry and it don't need to be promoted. So while I do admit I'll watch the shit til sweet booty john starts grinding, then I puke on my G1, and shut that shit off. Ain't nuthin funny or entertaining about that. Its very very pauseworthy to say the least. SMH and all that other crap