BITCH PLEASE!!!!!

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face as she slept when she'd only asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time - and lied because her father was 'furious'.

Belgian Kimberley Vlaminck said last week she woke up in horror to find her face covered in the stars of various sizes which spread out over the left-hand side of her head.
She went on to blame the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.



Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then vowed to sue tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the £9,000 she needs for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing: 'It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.'
But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was 'fully aware' of what Toumaniantz was doing.

Miss Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: 'I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.

'But when my father saw them, he was furious.

'So I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake.'


Aight so lemme get this straight... This lil weirdo decides to lay in a tatto0 chair, owned by that freaky lookin mufucka, and git her face tattied up to the point of damn near no return.... WTF??? Her dad should be furious for two reasons.... 1, that his 18 yr old look like a damn 40 yr old and 2, that the dum heffer did this shit to her own face AND THEN goes and blames ol friendly tattooer...Lookin at this fool i think it was his PLEASURE to do this to this girl's face tho... kinda like a spermicidal facial..... u know the freak bitch nigga that's doin it is totally feelin it while she just sits there like, SPLASH! LOLOLOL totally disgusting and so..... this dumb bitch gets today's BITCH PLEASE AWARD