Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Original Dope Dick

Move over Weezy!! It seems that Richard Pryor has the Original Dope Dick... just ask Pam Grier, he doped her tail up sumthin proper in the 70s....
An excerpt from her new book, a conversation with her doctor.....
He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.

"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"

"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.

"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."

"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

The doctor then asks her if her mouth went numb while performing oral sex on Pryor, which she says it did, and which he links to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.
Wow!!! I'm givin the side-eye to a whole lotta people that "were wild in the 70s" smh

Friday, March 12, 2010

What Theeee Hell Do You Call This Look??

Big shout out to Jay-Z who broke ground on the new Nets Stadium in Brooklyn…. But Al Sharpton is thinking the same thing I am,  WTF wrong wit that child’s face??? I haaaaate that red lipstick and cat eyes. It definitely needs to go, that’s not how you accompany your man to an event of that caliber.  She musta missed the memo that Halloween is in October.  *Shazayyummm*


Did you see Lady Gaga’s new video featuring Beyounce “Shazayumm” Knowles????  It’s official…. I love Lady Gaga!!! She’s super creative, the more I watch and hear her the more I can’t wait for her to overthrow Shazayumm as the hottest thing in these streets….. Ra Ra Ra Ah Ahhhhhhh

Monday, March 8, 2010

T-Pain's Freaknik

So after the Ho Hum Oscar’s, I went to my trusty DVR and watched T-Pain’s musical Freaknik and I must say, it was full of your typical road trip shenanigans but it was overall entertaining, I mean after all it WAS a musical.  TPain, Weezy, Rick Ross, Big Boi, Charlie Murphy just to name a few.  But, as with anything associated with Hip Hop, there was a definite backlash with all kinds of opinions… ranging from callin it COONERY at its finest all the way to saying it was the funniest thing some had seen in a while. Well this is my DANGBLOG and it was funny to me, it was entertaining and even clever…. I loved Rawse’s character the most! #dontjudgeme but DO check it out next time its on Cartoon Network Adult Swim…. Autotune is not dead!!!! Lmao

Here's what a few tweets had to say

BrysonWallace: another busy week. haha WHATS NEW. imma quote freaknik all day. cuz that had me cryin laughin 1 hour ago

jrecks: OMG freaknik is sooooo racist smh · 4 hours ago

hatchepsut1950: As excited as i was to see Freaknik, I couldn't even watch the whole thing because it was so ignorant #SMH · 1 hour ago

djalimonger: freaknik the musical, you were some kind of beautiful... · 4 hours ago

Well I likedid it in all its ignorant glory......

Sneak Pics...

Yes that's IS a brown BUBBLE VEST and LEATHER PANTS ya man on the right is wearing.... smh

Jackin TwitPics... More Barbiie Bullsh!t

Someone please tell these "women" that just because you are wearing sumthing pink, it does NOT make you a Barbiie.... and if u got alllll dat junk in yo trunk, u need to cover it up.... seriously.  I can hear her now, "my man like it doe". Well do u, but ummm please stop offending the rest of us that don't find it cute....

Sneak Pics

Nice lady works at Target but she has a mullet AND a mustache. #notagoodlook