BITCH PLEEZ

So what can be said about the female that's content wit being less than mediocre? Ok so u wake up every morning wit the same lame kneegrow u been takin care of since high school. Yes he IS always in n out of jail, NO he will never have a real job considering he has no skills..... u quick to say how u wqill fuck a bitch up if they try to holla at your sorry piece of a man (I use that term very lightly).  Day to day yeah u get up and go to your minimum wage joint just to have enuff money to smoke every week... let's not 4get the trees! And then u go back home to your wack existence. I mean yeah I guess u have dreams and aspirations, I would like to hope you do, cuz as the stereotype that u live up to so well clearly states, u have quite a few kids, at least 2 that u should be setting an example for.... And rite when I decide to jump off my high horse lol, the dummy sez sum shyt along the lines of.... yo fuck dat, this is a recession I'm bout to get fired so I can sit on my ass and get that unemployment.... that's bird speak for fuck that my bum ass man is strayin and I'm gon stay home so I can watch him! Females! Cuz I don't dare to call u people women, please wake up and realize that if u keep a ghetto mentality that's where u will live and die... in the damn ghetto. Set the same bullshit example for your kids that was set for u and watch em become huge failures like yourselves... but oh I forgot " yo I'm good son! I got everything I need I got my basic cable back I just bought a quarter ounce and is plenty of baloney in the fridge... lemme get that 3 dolla bottle of bacardi cuz I'm treatin myself tonite.... hollllaaaaa man definitely down... smh at u hoez

Idris.......

dammit Idris!! i usually dont have to b bribed into watchin idris elba do anything but that dang beyonce.... she's not a good actress. everytime i watch her in a role all i can think about is her bein foxy cleopatra sayin SHAZAM!! soooo fuckin wack... i had intentions of goin to c it mainly cuz its the typical white gyal bein a homewrecker story but the more i watched them horrible ass commercials the more i realized i'd probably be rootin for the homewrecker to like really wreck that home so i'm definitely gonna pass on this 1... if i wanna c sum idris i'll watch this christmas again lol