Chris Turns Himself ON

This is CB performing Take You Down at PowerHouse.... too bad all them tall ass gay ass kneegrows were in front of us.... But we still caught a good glimpse of Cwissy.... We did however, miss the stiffy he got from his own performance.. So here it is for us to all enjoy.

U Will Get Yo Ass Kicked In Ukraine

WTF???

So this is Miley Cyrus lil sister..... Not sure if she was celebrating Halloween cuz its still real early for all dat or is that her day look?? Whatever it is she look a hott mess.

Bawl Hidd Scallih Wag

Upon showing this pic to my left hand man, the song Chickenhead by Project Pat came to mind and I'm sure for more reasons than one. How appropriate. If you don't know, this is a bootleg tuck/babyhair job done by the lamest of the lame Tameka dirtbag Raymond, all while she was being a Jeezy groupie.... Gotta get it how she live I suppose.

SMH

You mean to tell me that after all that money Keyshia Cole put into gettin Frankie's grill fixed after she did her bid, Frankie went and got THIS GRILL put in her yap?? She look like she can barely close her mouth. Ungrateful or just Ghetto Fo Life?

Gimme Dat Billy

Camel Toe

Ug-Lee and Ug-Leah went thru a whole lotta trouble to bring this look to life.... Wonder if the CamelToe was part of the plan

Alcohol and White Women...

Will have u doin sum dumb shit.  Kanye ran up on Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to let the world know he think Beyonce's the shit. Yeezy walked the red carpet wit his alcohol and white woman and wigged the fuck out at the show. SMH at Kanye

Two Cankles and One Hell of a Wedgie

So once again while minding my bizniz at Target I saw this mess here so I snapped a flick for your viewing pleasure. No need to thank me

Some People Deserve to Be Choked

So this was jacked from ol front and back lickin Tila Tequila.... ok so the whore got choked out like who cares? She's a smut that's most likely why her man felt like he could tell her to hop on in the bed with him and 2 other freaks. In true smutbag form, she told him she was gonna bang his boy and the choking allegedly ensued.... Ok fine. But why does she feel the need to bring Chris Brown into it? I hate the way that people still tryna bring CB down while ol iron-board shaped Ree-Yaddah is gettin big up all over the place. Tila Tequila is a lil anorexic attention whore, don't be surprised if some dude really goes off on her ass one of these days.

Helmet Head

2 questions... Is that hair painted on? Or is tar.  And wtf is he thinkin bout? He look like he fantasizing bout a new gucci man purse and some mandals to match.

I Don't Like Gucci....

This nigga Gucci Mane mad ugly son. Ashy knucks crusty ass lips... Goot Lawwwwd! And Shawty Lo just a short shit. That bottles bigger than him, but that's probably the point. #Niggashyt

Vogue Neva-Lution

Ok, where were these queens faw-va's when they was growin up?? There's no excuse for this shit. I hate them metallic boots, them dum ass hats, the shorts, and I definitely hate that damn sunflower. They need they asses whooped

Hallay Berrayy Don't Look Like Dat

So I was in the liquor store and this man in front of me smell like he already had 1 of everything.  Then he began callin the lady Hallay Berrayy cuz she fine as hell. When did u let yo granduncle hear that song cuz he sho was sangin it

Mr. Keri Baby

I knew it was a man sumwhere in there. Here's Keri Hilson supporting Gay Pride Week wit 2 busted 2 dusty trannys. She got in the middle cuz she's the best lookin guy in the group.

The Gang's All Here.... Almost

Here's 2 of dirtbag Weezy's babymamas, Big Blue Nivea and Toya Baybe out to watch Reginae aka The Lil Martian and her group The OMG girls. Only thing missin are his other 2 stripper chicks and dear Lauren London who I know prays everynite that her baby looks like her cuz she did NOT mate wit a winner in the looks department this time.

On The Reggae Tip

Rule of thumb for me starting now... It doesn't matter how many times you've seen Elephant Man, Beenie Man, Mavado, any dancehall artist of that caliber, you will ALWAYS get a show. I passed on On The Reggae Tip cuz I seen em all before, now I'm like, I shoulda went. Oh well

Marketing Whore

So here's one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta that we KNOWis broke. Sheree is tryna get her life right with her clothing line She by Sheree, and as you can see, she's gonna take every opportunity to promote the shit. Check da bamboo earrangs. This photo is for the NOH8 campaign u know, Proposition 8 amended the constitution and bans gay my bad, same-sex marriage..... Love the photoshopped skin and light eyezzzz. LAME

Jacked From UberTwitter Halal Love

This girl is always tweetin sum pics of her and some Arab man talkin bout it's her lotto man... That's what they callin it these days? Cute

Jackin TwitPics SlickEmHound

So if you don't know, now you know. I follow ol durty ass @slickemhound from Pretty Ricky, and lemme tell u he is pure ignorance and nigganess. Here we have what must be his Good Morning Beautiful self portrait shot. This is ahvuslee before he buffed his teefis with Brasso or whatever u clean them shits wit. This is strictly for the ladies... enjoy.

Bow Down...And Worship

So this pic was sent to me by my sanctified sistah aw. You heard it here first ladies... The most powerful position on earth is on your knees...So get down on dem knees and go for what you know, and take that statement however you like cuz u know what u do on dem dusty knees

Mr. Keri Baby

Is something manly and unattractive about Keri Hilson to me. And Kellz is getting fat....And old.

HMMMMMM

So these guys came thru and totally ripped off an Apple store in Jersey in 31 seconds as the newsman reported. Love how u see the security guard pacing back and forth and before these boys came thru and then how u see him come back after.... Smash and Grab?? Yeah aight.

Niggatry.....Is That A Word? Well It Is Now

Now look at this shit here... This lil kuntray ass Lil Boosie and his Bad Ass is all dressed up like the King Of Pop. Now get it right. I dont think for 1 second tha Lil Boosie dressed up like MJ cuz that would just be uberwack. So to the bum ass Nigga that photoshopped this shit together I got a big fat Boooooooo for the idea. Dont u dare exploit MJ in any "pahtikula fashin" (c) M.TYSON. And if Lil Boosie drank that ol down home moonshine and really did this wack ass shit I would like to say BULLET BULLET thats sum fuck shit duh

BEWARE - He Will Slap Fyah Out Yo Child

A Georgia man allegedly slapped a toddler at a Walmart store because she wouldn't stop crying, authorities said.
Roger Stephens, 61, was arrested Monday and charged with first-degree cruelty to children. An incident report obtained from police in Gwinnett County indicated Stephens did not know the 2-year-old girl he stands accused of hitting.

The confrontation happened shortly before noon at the Walmart in Stone Mountain, a suburb of Atlanta.

According to the arresting officer, the child's mother said her daughter was crying as they walked down one of the aisles.

The mother said a stranger later identified as Stephens approached them and said, "If you don't shut the baby up, I will shut her up for you."
A few moments later, while the mother and the crying child were in another aisle, Stephens allegedly grabbed the girl and slapped her across the face.

Police said he hit her four or five times. "See, I told you I would shut her up," the suspect allegedly told the mother.

Authorities described "slight redness" to the toddler's face. Before he was arrested, Stephens apologized to the mother for striking the girl, the incident report said.

Stephens, a Stone Mountain resident, is being held by the Gwinnett County Sheriff's Department


**Umm, am I the only one wondering wtf up wit that childs mother?? I would have tore that Walmart UP whoopin his ass!

BackYawd Justice Texas Style

Homeboy got his ass whupped for hittin on ol buddy's sister.... That's what a brother's for.

BLUEPRINT 3

Check this ol hot shit out.... Jay-Z recreates his past album covers....Blueprint 3 September 11th. There WILL be haters but this will also be 1 HOT ALBUM

1000 Watt Smile

Just cuz she smilin all pritti like. Hollllla Man Down!

KneeGrow Please

So Breezy is appearing on Larry King Live on wednesday and you know I will be watching. Some sites are putting out excerpts of his interview in which he says he doesn't remember making a Bajan Smoothie outta ReeYadda's 5 head....Kinda shit is that? Are you still into Chris Brown? LOL Drop a comment

SlickemHound And His Long Jomms

You wouldn't believe the shit gettin TwitPic'd nowadays.... Here's one of the resident assholes of Pretty Ricky, lookin a damn fool... Yessaaah... Jacked from his Twitpics

Nivea

Sure looks like she's knocked up with one big ass Pussy Monster
Jacked from MTO and they dead wrong for sayin she looks good that size cuz she's kinda huge and I know she cant wait to drop the Beast. Feed him rappers or feed him beats.

Boy On Tranny Violence

As you can see Lil Mama decide to air that queen out. What u think about this? U always have to remember your truth, you was born a man!.... Drop a comment.

Um, This Freaked Me Out

So I jacked this from www.pausepolice.com the question is, Is this what I think it is? Or is this thang photoshopped? Wtf?

Disturbing?

So the thing about this is that this is a grown ass woman ok? It's not a teenager or young adult, this bish bout 30something.... I snapped her in the mall tryna buy more colorful shit

Jackin TwitPics

Once again boredom led me to this randomness.... So, the questions I have are: what the hell is that IN her mouth, and what the hell is that coming OUTTA her mouth?? This leads me to think this lady is a freak in the sheets LMAO

Run It Back B!tch

Are there any females in this room???

So This Really Is A Trend

These females are really shaving one side of their heads.... U know they aint got no good job!

Party Wrap-Up

Ok so I didn't have the opportunity to paint the Big Apple red this weekend so I decided to check out party pics and this is the shitttt I found.....



This girl was what you called WASHED SMH I hope she aint somebody's mama.



More Pregos in the club, least I hope that's why she got that belly out front.



This guy almost busted out his shirt,



Boys were posing as girls, or this just 1 hugly bish!



The Jamaicans had a PUNKROCK party and showed ass as usual
Deebo out n about again, is she like a dancehall celeb?




Neck Breaker



This girl brought her gums to the pawty



Punk Rock got lost in translation for Miss Celie here



And someone brought a random white guy to the dancehall



Damn I hate missing the action!

Can You Say Dummy??

A Greenwich man apparently felt guilty about practicing personal hygiene in a neighbor's home after he had broken into it, police said.

Manuel Gonzalez, 18, of 47 Locust St., broke into a Locust Street home Wednesday while the owner was away, cut his pubic hair and left the trimmings, police said. Remorseful about his actions, the man later confessed to the woman, who then called police.

Police charged Gonzalez Thursday night with first-degree burglary. He was released on a $2,000 surety bond and is scheduled to appear in state Superior Court in Stamford Aug. 14.

Via The Connecticut Post

Now my thing is, did he break in to use her clippers or something?? Did he get a thrill out of leaving his pubes there? Why did he call her and tell her after the fact?? So now his dum a** is facing a real dumb charge, his neighbor is probably traumatized cuz u know how it is after someone breaks in, she’s probably like well damn did he sniff my drawz too?? Things will never be the same on the block after this. I wish I could have seen the look on her face when she finally came across the pubes though. I wonder what she was thinking. Oh well another jackass caught up in the mix. Crime don’t pay buddy, especially if u just wanna jack off or shave in someone elses bathroom.

 

 

 

OJ Da JuiceMan

So I watched this video with "Ol Shit Lip" Gucci Mane and "Ol All That Shit In Ya Mouf" OJ Da JuiceMan quarter brick whatever, so I decided to see if I could find a more detailed pic of the metal masonry in his mouf and own his toofi-sis but alas, all I came up with was this ol ghetto bootleg lookin album cover. (I gather thats what it is, I know it aint no calendar or magazine) Still Servin Babies.... so if you hear ya kid walkin round the house tolmbout some aye aye ok k k... jap that sucker in the mouf!
One

Wow!

So what we have here is some Japanese Jamaicans or some Jamaican Japanese. I know that Japanese people love Reggae and Hip Hop but never did I expect to see this. They Gully Creepin, flat ass Japanese chicks doin the Dutty Wine and P-Poppin! Lord help me, the only thing that would be better than watchin this video would be to actually be at this Shindig! LIONPAW!!!

I Got Mind Control Over DEEBO

OK, you aint scaring nuthin with your big dutty spike collar and awll that chest. Why does the big girl have to be the bully by default? She's probably soft like twinkie filling, I'm sure she's had her share of that.

Big Red

I was told that big dog right here has a hell of a facial hair problem and she loves to zone out and pick at the shit... like tweez her beard with her fingers probably suckin her fat tongue in a daydreaming fashion at the same time, she got caught from behind this time but my team is on the job and we'll see what she looks like straight on up ASAP. Stay tuned

Watch Me Do My BirdWalk

So this was donated by someone as passionate about the injustices of the world as I am. This duck was spotted somewhere in the Bronx and from what I understand, she's sauced off some shit with her big drawz sitting so prominently above her freekin pants just a weeble wooblin along the streets.... This is most likely somebody's mama....Damn shame

Sneak Pics....

So this was jacked from a twitpic a friend took. Can someone please let this guy know that he got a major baldspot? I'm guessing that if he knew he woulda used them dredz to cover that shit up....At least the sides n back cuz the front a dat shit still bawld as hell....And it would have to be a high ponytail lololol. Sleepin, Droolin, and Exposin yaself on the train. Smh

Real, Chance, and Junk

So if you're into Real Chance of Love then you love when they name these freaks as well. This season I'd like you to meet Junk, the snaggletooth-id bad weaving wearer (cuz her wig is shot)that got the most ass on the show, therefore earning the name Junk from Chance. Now somehow I find this offensive coming from this dummy. It was aight when Jeromey Rome called Pam "Junk" cuz she got junk in da trunk, but Chance callin you Junk with a face like that is soooo not a compliment. I was lookin for a pic of her "junk" but the season just started and she's still on so her ass nekkid pics aint online yet....

So Cash Yo Check And Come On!

You know I always hear about this 1st of the month at the supermarket. I ain't goin to Paffmawk its the beginning of the month, u know shit along those lines. Well todays the 4th and look at this line! Food stamps pumpin! I put my huggies down and boogied to the more expensive supermarket. Huggies on sale and less EBT traffic. *mental note* Stay away from Paffmawk til at least the 10th.

Sneak Pics.... Overworked Thong

So you can thank Chocolate Flower for bringing this exclusive mess to us all.  Upon emerging from the tunnels of NYC she was greeted by this hot mess.  Someone please tell this child that 1- no white draws under white pants, not even a thong. 2 - a thong should b your friend. Why u punishing it by using it in all that ass?? That strang gon be gray when she take it off cuz it was hot today. Stank.