Bitch Get A Job From Me You Won't Rob

Must be nice to sit back and live off a nigga's money... Case in point, Kelis. As u can see our resident golddigger I mean Nas' ex-wife looks like she's doin just fine spending his doe on whatever the fuck she WANTS!!! The OD on fur is just a piss in the face to PETA cuz they got at her about some random porcupine she wore on her head as a hat last month. Needless to say I'm sure my man Nas fronted the bill on this one. He never heard Grand Puba tell the crackheaded ho to get a job? From me you won't rob cuz I'll smack you with a hose full of sand??? #CmonSon

Jackin TwitPics

Once again boredom led me to this randomness.... So, the questions I have are: what the hell is that IN her mouth, and what the hell is that coming OUTTA her mouth?? This leads me to think this lady is a freak in the sheets LMAO

Happy Birthday To Me

Now normally me and my family (Ha-Dee-Fuh)would be doin sum shit of these proportions but it's a rainy sunday here in NYC so I'm watchin fuck shit on youtube lol Holla. Happy Bday to me.

Crack Kills

This my mu-fuckannn sownnggg!! She is seriously goin off to this song and the thing about it is that she's just crackin us all up the whole time. Don't she know that crack kills? Hell the lil girl does, that's why she tryna pull up them tight ass sweatpants for ol drunk ass Lucinda.... yeah please I need for you to lay off the nutcrackers!!

White Girls Are Real.....

"If you're tired of us maybe you should stop trying to look like us. Maybe you could keep a man if you weren't so fake"..... Hmmmm so this leads me to believe that this is what white women think... So all you bitches that r out there really gettin tight cuz black men are with white women, here's the reason from the horse's mouth. LOVE IT! LOVE IT! (Like LL in In Too Deep poolstick style). And while we're on the subject I would like to say that I feel that white women play their role too because we all know that white girls love locks (Dreads that is) so they do their lil dirtbag hoe shit too but this is the reason that it's ok as far as they're concerned. So all you black bitches getting fake weaves and contacts and silicone cuz we all know that's a white thing.... don't be surprised when Trionte dumps you for Suzy.

BITCH PLEASE!!!!!

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face as she slept when she'd only asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time - and lied because her father was 'furious'.

Belgian Kimberley Vlaminck said last week she woke up in horror to find her face covered in the stars of various sizes which spread out over the left-hand side of her head.
She went on to blame the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.



Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then vowed to sue tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the £9,000 she needs for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing: 'It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.'
But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was 'fully aware' of what Toumaniantz was doing.

Miss Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: 'I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.

'But when my father saw them, he was furious.

'So I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake.'


Aight so lemme get this straight... This lil weirdo decides to lay in a tatto0 chair, owned by that freaky lookin mufucka, and git her face tattied up to the point of damn near no return.... WTF??? Her dad should be furious for two reasons.... 1, that his 18 yr old look like a damn 40 yr old and 2, that the dum heffer did this shit to her own face AND THEN goes and blames ol friendly tattooer...Lookin at this fool i think it was his PLEASURE to do this to this girl's face tho... kinda like a spermicidal facial..... u know the freak bitch nigga that's doin it is totally feelin it while she just sits there like, SPLASH! LOLOLOL totally disgusting and so..... this dumb bitch gets today's BITCH PLEASE AWARD

Bitch Please

So today's Bitch Please award can go to Jada Pinkett-Smith. Why? Because she came on The View talkin bout how she keeps the spice in her relationship, which pretty much ranged from role playing to fuckin on your friends kitchen table, like literally. The majority of us think sumthin's up with your marriage and u guys sexuality. I mean I'm just sayin Will Smith is up there on my Gay Fish-o-Meter rite along with Cuba Gooding Jr. and that ain't a good thing. So Bitch Please u guys are swingers, that have an open relationship with Will ending the nite with Jada's strap-on up his ass. 

. The lovely face of today's Bitch Please award is the lovely Tiina F. Bayybee. Send me your best Bitch Please or Nigga Please pic so u can be the award one day. Holla at yo gurrl

What The Texas Toast??

Ok, so lemme get this straight, you sing songs like Diva and Ego and ahvuslee thats suppose to let the public know what kinda person you are, you know, the shit you think you have a right to do and say.... This leads me to Fa-Awn-Say... Now I aint got no beef with Hov's wiz.... but this just takes the cake and I had to say sumthing about it. I came across this in The Daily Mail, London's newspaper, Fa-Awn-Say was on tour there until this week. Apparently Miss "A Diva Is A Female Version Of A Hustla" was staying at The Mandarin Oriental Hotel and decided to go shopping ACROSS THE STREET at a spot called Harvey Nichols, this is where shit goes left. In true Diva style this bish didnt do what we all would have done (walk across the damn street) instead she got in a car, was driven a few yards so that a U-turn could be made, pulled up to the spot, did her do and got back in the car to make yet another U-turn to drop her ass off in front of the hotel. Now this sum bullshit if I ever heard it. I bet if she don't already have an asswiper, she's in the market for one of those too. And the funny thing is that I'm always reading how dirty people on da inna-net be doing her ass. and I don't call them haters, but I use to think it was a bit much, well after reading this and checking out this diagram of the scene of said crime, I look at her in a totally different light and she's mega wack for that. So Fa-Awn-Say has earned herself the first "Bitch Please Award" courtesy of this blog.

SCENE OF OFFENSE:




BITCH PLEASE AWARD


Jacked from The Daily Mail

Mo' Foolishness

So this was brought to my attention by a very good bus riding friend of mine.... Moral of the story, if ya kid is old enough to carry her own bookbag, she SHOULDN'T be suckin a pacifier!

Come Get Ya Mama!!!

Where is she goin???? SMMFH