That's a big bitch! Ok so this pic comes to u courtesy of Babyface... On a warm Wednesday afternoon in the Bronx, this is what they wearing. Metallic silver leggins so tight her knees look like they bout to burst. Pot/Beer belly hangin out in front. I was told that the front view of the top was rather off da chain like titty exposin off da chain.... smh hated it!
Man there's been so much fuckery goin but I just don't even have the feeling to go in as I usually do. Why? Well I am like so devastated by the loss of Michael Jackson that all I wanna do is get back all the songs I grew up sangin, all the videos we BEASTED to watch and watched over and over and over again. My dad will tell u that MJ was my first boo in life and now he is gone on to glorayy! I'm so sad I have so many pics of bad shaped fatties and nappy headed niggas but all I can think of is Happy by young Michael and the Keep it in the Closet video where he freaks the shit outta Naomi Campbell, or is she freakin the shit outta him? She's so seductive with those long legs. NO RAINBOW!! So til I get that ol warm fuzzy feelin back to go in on sum shit check out my fave MJ video, and bow ya head for the king 1 time... sniff sniff so sad....
So today's Bitch Please award can go to Jada Pinkett-Smith. Why? Because she came on The View talkin bout how she keeps the spice in her relationship, which pretty much ranged from role playing to fuckin on your friends kitchen table, like literally. The majority of us think sumthin's up with your marriage and u guys sexuality. I mean I'm just sayin Will Smith is up there on my Gay Fish-o-Meter rite along with Cuba Gooding Jr. and that ain't a good thing. So Bitch Please u guys are swingers, that have an open relationship with Will ending the nite with Jada's strap-on up his ass.
. The lovely face of today's Bitch Please award is the lovely Tiina F. Bayybee. Send me your best Bitch Please or Nigga Please pic so u can be the award one day. Holla at yo gurrl
So yeah if u don't know by now, I live for whippin out my phone and snappin away at the unsuspecting public.... this example of what NOT to wear was just struttin her shit so hard u woulda thought she was Ra-hannah but she sho nuff ain't. Now I would liken her to sum hot dog or sausage meat that's in a real tite casing but then the yellow colort totally throws it off so I dunno what to actually call this mash up. Suffice it to say her rolls r outta control! Please ladies if u have a mirror, utilize it before leavin ya house. If not, don't squeeze yo munky ass into sum shit like this. Hint if u not sure that ure actually squeezing/forcing yourself into sumthing, losing your breath while trying to get dressed would be a telltale sign.... I need a drink after this 1. Hit me again Sam! And this time make it a triple, 1 for each roll, not including them tig ol biddays. Blech!
First of all who let the high colored dude up in the jarmaykin pawty?? And B, is that a figure 4 he got that chick in?? It look like he bout to break her damn shin! I wish a nigga would!
So this was brought to my attention by a very good bus riding friend of mine.... Moral of the story, if ya kid is old enough to carry her own bookbag, she SHOULDN'T be suckin a pacifier!
WTF is up wit this chile? Obviously she has no idea I snapped this flick but I'm sayin check out how tite the damn shirt is... and yes, that's a fat roll AND her draws stickin out. Gimme a break wit the fat girls r sexy speech ok??? This is not and never will be hawt. Her shape is shapeless flat ass rolie polie olie.... AND 2 lbs of hair.... this the shit I be tawkin bout when I say sum people need to be shut down. Honeychile! U look a mess!
So ever since gay ass sweet ass skinnybony ass Spectacular put out his lil grind challenge video, I been seeing more and more videos of young boys dancin like sum queens. Now I'm sure they always been doin the shit but why all of a sudden is it popular or gettin sum shine? That type of thing is mad gay I'm sorry and it don't need to be promoted. So while I do admit I'll watch the shit til sweet booty john starts grinding, then I puke on my G1, and shut that shit off. Ain't nuthin funny or entertaining about that. Its very very pauseworthy to say the least. SMH and all that other crap
Like I get totally pissed off by the "friend" that's only a friend when they want/need sumthin... I'm sure I ain't the only person that feels this way but wtf?? I would like to put on blast all the fuckin users out here that think others are on this earth solely for their gain. Like what do u think I can really do for u? Bitch I got my own damn problems. My own issues, my own crusades de fuckry to be on. So don't u ever for one single moment feel as if I'm sittin here waiting to be of service to u. And the minute I feel that way yo ass betta believe that I AIN'T gon do shit for u... Call me grimey but its like dis, if I'm goin to the supermarket and ure a user but u need me to pick up a couple things for u, even tho I'm goin there, I ain't gon do it for u. And I'm not gon make excuses either I'm just gon say no and u can suck it or not after that cuz I'm not here to make your life easier or to help your day run smoothly. U ain't doin the same for me.... I can't stand a fuckin user or a sometimey ass ho.....
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I always say and (so does my sis) if u got ya pants hangin down below yo ass u advertising something... and low and behold i have verbal confirmation.... "U sag yo pants in hurr man somebody be up in yo butt.... "
Look at how many mufuckas got ass for sale! I'm talkin bout thick ones, thin ones, black ones, white ones, i'm sure the 2 wit the hairy legs r hispanic.... all the men got ass for sale and dont even know it..... or do they?? Now u hearing it from the freak's mouth and i bet the young lil punks not gon take notice.... they like the thought of someone takin that booty... lol well remember while u forgot yo belt this morning someone's lookin to toss ya salad for breakfast holla!
