Now You Know....

It sure takes a special kinda man to knock up a bitch that would go to her baby shower lookin like this....

Mixing Trends....Sneak Pics MTA Edition

Now what we are looking at is sumone obviously puttin all the pieces they have in the closet to work.. Peep the lowriding, hiphuggin pum pum shorts coordinated with sum gladiators and big ass hobo bag... 2 different shades of green but what they hey? This is New York City's Underground bitch! There are no rules. Thanks to Chocolate Flower one mo aginn!

BITCH PLEASE!!!!!

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face as she slept when she'd only asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time - and lied because her father was 'furious'.

Belgian Kimberley Vlaminck said last week she woke up in horror to find her face covered in the stars of various sizes which spread out over the left-hand side of her head.
She went on to blame the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.



Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then vowed to sue tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the £9,000 she needs for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing: 'It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.'
But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was 'fully aware' of what Toumaniantz was doing.

Miss Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: 'I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.

'But when my father saw them, he was furious.

'So I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake.'


Aight so lemme get this straight... This lil weirdo decides to lay in a tatto0 chair, owned by that freaky lookin mufucka, and git her face tattied up to the point of damn near no return.... WTF??? Her dad should be furious for two reasons.... 1, that his 18 yr old look like a damn 40 yr old and 2, that the dum heffer did this shit to her own face AND THEN goes and blames ol friendly tattooer...Lookin at this fool i think it was his PLEASURE to do this to this girl's face tho... kinda like a spermicidal facial..... u know the freak bitch nigga that's doin it is totally feelin it while she just sits there like, SPLASH! LOLOLOL totally disgusting and so..... this dumb bitch gets today's BITCH PLEASE AWARD

Lattarian's A Lil Thug!!!

So 2 weeks after his lil crazy ass got put on blast for stealin his granny's whip, good ol Lattarian's in the news again for whoopin his granny in "da walmawk" all cuz she said he couldn't have chicken wings. He ends up gettin on a 72 hr hold to be evaluated...I know his granny's relieved. His parents?? Who da hell knows

Mo' Foolishness

So this was brought to my attention by a very good bus riding friend of mine.... Moral of the story, if ya kid is old enough to carry her own bookbag, she SHOULDN'T be suckin a pacifier!

This Is What I Be Tawkin Bout

WTF is up wit this chile? Obviously she has no idea I snapped this flick but I'm sayin check out how tite the damn shirt is... and yes, that's a fat roll AND her draws stickin out. Gimme a break wit the fat girls r sexy speech ok??? This is not and never will be hawt.  Her shape is shapeless flat ass rolie polie olie.... AND 2 lbs of hair.... this the shit I be tawkin bout when I say sum people need to be shut down.  Honeychile! U look a mess!

Pet Friggin Peeve

Like I get totally pissed off by the "friend" that's only a friend when they want/need sumthin... I'm sure I ain't the only person that feels this way but wtf?? I would like to put on blast all the fuckin users out here that think others are on this earth solely for their gain. Like what do u think I can really do for u? Bitch I got my own damn problems. My own issues, my own crusades de fuckry to be on. So don't u ever for one single moment feel as if I'm sittin here waiting to be of service to u. And the minute I feel that way yo ass betta believe that I AIN'T gon do shit for u... Call me grimey but its like dis, if I'm goin to the supermarket and ure a user but u need me to pick up a couple things for u, even tho I'm goin there, I ain't gon do it for u. And I'm not gon make excuses either I'm just gon say no and u can suck it or not after that cuz I'm not here to make your life easier or to help your day run smoothly. U ain't doin the same for me.... I can't stand a fuckin user or a sometimey ass ho.....