Now You Know....

It sure takes a special kinda man to knock up a bitch that would go to her baby shower lookin like this....

Bitch Get A Job From Me You Won't Rob

Must be nice to sit back and live off a nigga's money... Case in point, Kelis. As u can see our resident golddigger I mean Nas' ex-wife looks like she's doin just fine spending his doe on whatever the fuck she WANTS!!! The OD on fur is just a piss in the face to PETA cuz they got at her about some random porcupine she wore on her head as a hat last month. Needless to say I'm sure my man Nas fronted the bill on this one. He never heard Grand Puba tell the crackheaded ho to get a job? From me you won't rob cuz I'll smack you with a hose full of sand??? #CmonSon

SMH

You mean to tell me that after all that money Keyshia Cole put into gettin Frankie's grill fixed after she did her bid, Frankie went and got THIS GRILL put in her yap?? She look like she can barely close her mouth. Ungrateful or just Ghetto Fo Life?

Real, Chance, and Junk

So if you're into Real Chance of Love then you love when they name these freaks as well. This season I'd like you to meet Junk, the snaggletooth-id bad weaving wearer (cuz her wig is shot)that got the most ass on the show, therefore earning the name Junk from Chance. Now somehow I find this offensive coming from this dummy. It was aight when Jeromey Rome called Pam "Junk" cuz she got junk in da trunk, but Chance callin you Junk with a face like that is soooo not a compliment. I was lookin for a pic of her "junk" but the season just started and she's still on so her ass nekkid pics aint online yet....

Happy Birthday To Me

Now normally me and my family (Ha-Dee-Fuh)would be doin sum shit of these proportions but it's a rainy sunday here in NYC so I'm watchin fuck shit on youtube lol Holla. Happy Bday to me.

Crack Kills

This my mu-fuckannn sownnggg!! She is seriously goin off to this song and the thing about it is that she's just crackin us all up the whole time. Don't she know that crack kills? Hell the lil girl does, that's why she tryna pull up them tight ass sweatpants for ol drunk ass Lucinda.... yeah please I need for you to lay off the nutcrackers!!

FML!!!!! Craziest Ten Seconds of My Life

All I can say is thank goodness this was only 10 seconds and the one on the left didnt start gettin it poppin! WTF kinda S is dis?? I'm in shock

No Hateration In This.....

So here is a pic of a fuckin hater, that's the only way I can describe gettin looked up and down while at the seafood section of PaffMawk.  This hateful heffa was pissed I guess cuz we was rackin up on the snow crab legs, king crab legs, & jumbo shrimps... she gave us the side eye from HELL when we said that the medium shrimp are like popcorn shrimp, rolled her chicken neck around and proceeded to order half pound of the medium shits.... don't be mad at me baybee!!! I go hard or I keep my ass at home. So don't roll yo eyes at me hoe. Step ya game up.... she gets the Kiss My Ass award... Hollaaaaa

This Is What I Be Tawkin Bout

WTF is up wit this chile? Obviously she has no idea I snapped this flick but I'm sayin check out how tite the damn shirt is... and yes, that's a fat roll AND her draws stickin out. Gimme a break wit the fat girls r sexy speech ok??? This is not and never will be hawt.  Her shape is shapeless flat ass rolie polie olie.... AND 2 lbs of hair.... this the shit I be tawkin bout when I say sum people need to be shut down.  Honeychile! U look a mess!

The Originator

So Kyle said i'ma eat dat ass on this bus.... but this crazy bitch originated the shit... keep watchin for her crazy ass to say beat dat ass, i'ma beat dat ass on this train. Making Kyle sayin that shit even funnier cuz its damn near identical... wonder if they related. Git out ma face!!

BITCH PLEEZ

So what can be said about the female that's content wit being less than mediocre? Ok so u wake up every morning wit the same lame kneegrow u been takin care of since high school. Yes he IS always in n out of jail, NO he will never have a real job considering he has no skills..... u quick to say how u wqill fuck a bitch up if they try to holla at your sorry piece of a man (I use that term very lightly).  Day to day yeah u get up and go to your minimum wage joint just to have enuff money to smoke every week... let's not 4get the trees! And then u go back home to your wack existence. I mean yeah I guess u have dreams and aspirations, I would like to hope you do, cuz as the stereotype that u live up to so well clearly states, u have quite a few kids, at least 2 that u should be setting an example for.... And rite when I decide to jump off my high horse lol, the dummy sez sum shyt along the lines of.... yo fuck dat, this is a recession I'm bout to get fired so I can sit on my ass and get that unemployment.... that's bird speak for fuck that my bum ass man is strayin and I'm gon stay home so I can watch him! Females! Cuz I don't dare to call u people women, please wake up and realize that if u keep a ghetto mentality that's where u will live and die... in the damn ghetto. Set the same bullshit example for your kids that was set for u and watch em become huge failures like yourselves... but oh I forgot " yo I'm good son! I got everything I need I got my basic cable back I just bought a quarter ounce and is plenty of baloney in the fridge... lemme get that 3 dolla bottle of bacardi cuz I'm treatin myself tonite.... hollllaaaaa man definitely down... smh at u hoez