Party Wrap-Up

Ok so I didn't have the opportunity to paint the Big Apple red this weekend so I decided to check out party pics and this is the shitttt I found.....



This girl was what you called WASHED SMH I hope she aint somebody's mama.



More Pregos in the club, least I hope that's why she got that belly out front.



This guy almost busted out his shirt,



Boys were posing as girls, or this just 1 hugly bish!



The Jamaicans had a PUNKROCK party and showed ass as usual
Deebo out n about again, is she like a dancehall celeb?




Neck Breaker



This girl brought her gums to the pawty



Punk Rock got lost in translation for Miss Celie here



And someone brought a random white guy to the dancehall



Damn I hate missing the action!

Real, Chance, and Junk

So if you're into Real Chance of Love then you love when they name these freaks as well. This season I'd like you to meet Junk, the snaggletooth-id bad weaving wearer (cuz her wig is shot)that got the most ass on the show, therefore earning the name Junk from Chance. Now somehow I find this offensive coming from this dummy. It was aight when Jeromey Rome called Pam "Junk" cuz she got junk in da trunk, but Chance callin you Junk with a face like that is soooo not a compliment. I was lookin for a pic of her "junk" but the season just started and she's still on so her ass nekkid pics aint online yet....

Crack Kills

This my mu-fuckannn sownnggg!! She is seriously goin off to this song and the thing about it is that she's just crackin us all up the whole time. Don't she know that crack kills? Hell the lil girl does, that's why she tryna pull up them tight ass sweatpants for ol drunk ass Lucinda.... yeah please I need for you to lay off the nutcrackers!!

White Girls Are Real.....

"If you're tired of us maybe you should stop trying to look like us. Maybe you could keep a man if you weren't so fake"..... Hmmmm so this leads me to believe that this is what white women think... So all you bitches that r out there really gettin tight cuz black men are with white women, here's the reason from the horse's mouth. LOVE IT! LOVE IT! (Like LL in In Too Deep poolstick style). And while we're on the subject I would like to say that I feel that white women play their role too because we all know that white girls love locks (Dreads that is) so they do their lil dirtbag hoe shit too but this is the reason that it's ok as far as they're concerned. So all you black bitches getting fake weaves and contacts and silicone cuz we all know that's a white thing.... don't be surprised when Trionte dumps you for Suzy.

FML!!!!! Craziest Ten Seconds of My Life

All I can say is thank goodness this was only 10 seconds and the one on the left didnt start gettin it poppin! WTF kinda S is dis?? I'm in shock