Party Wrap-Up

Ok so I didn't have the opportunity to paint the Big Apple red this weekend so I decided to check out party pics and this is the shitttt I found.....



This girl was what you called WASHED SMH I hope she aint somebody's mama.



More Pregos in the club, least I hope that's why she got that belly out front.



This guy almost busted out his shirt,



Boys were posing as girls, or this just 1 hugly bish!



The Jamaicans had a PUNKROCK party and showed ass as usual
Deebo out n about again, is she like a dancehall celeb?




Neck Breaker



This girl brought her gums to the pawty



Punk Rock got lost in translation for Miss Celie here



And someone brought a random white guy to the dancehall



Damn I hate missing the action!

Real, Chance, and Junk

So if you're into Real Chance of Love then you love when they name these freaks as well. This season I'd like you to meet Junk, the snaggletooth-id bad weaving wearer (cuz her wig is shot)that got the most ass on the show, therefore earning the name Junk from Chance. Now somehow I find this offensive coming from this dummy. It was aight when Jeromey Rome called Pam "Junk" cuz she got junk in da trunk, but Chance callin you Junk with a face like that is soooo not a compliment. I was lookin for a pic of her "junk" but the season just started and she's still on so her ass nekkid pics aint online yet....

TERIUS

So I keep on reading all over the place that BET is obviously gonna do a tribute to Michael Jackson but then when I read the lineup I was like WTF when I saw that the Dream is gonna be a part of it..... Now don't get me wrong, I am a listener of Terius's great masterpieces... her titties like woo woo wooo her boody like oooh oooh ooh.... such musical genius. But just cuz he steals Michael's style sometimes, doesn't mean that he is on the same level as Usher or Chris Brown or Ne-Yo....so now I'm mega anxious about all this.... GGRRRRRRRRR U BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP TERIUS
Sidebar* I put this pic of MJ up cuz it's one of my favorites and I damn sure wasn't gonna put up Tite Ass Terius pic.

U On Candid Camera Now!

So yeah if u don't know by now, I live for whippin out my phone and snappin away at the unsuspecting public.... this example of what NOT to wear was just struttin her shit so hard u woulda thought she was Ra-hannah but she sho nuff ain't. Now I would liken her to sum hot dog or sausage meat that's in a real tite casing but then the yellow colort totally throws it off so I dunno what to actually call this mash up.  Suffice it to say her rolls r outta control! Please ladies if u have a mirror, utilize it before leavin ya house. If not, don't squeeze yo munky ass into sum shit like this. Hint if u not sure that ure actually squeezing/forcing yourself into sumthing, losing your breath while trying to get dressed would be a telltale sign.... I need a drink after this 1. Hit me again Sam! And this time make it a triple, 1 for each roll, not including them tig ol biddays. Blech!

Tite Ass Terius

Now quickly before I get to like more REAL parts of the show I must mention that Terius and his tite ass was there. Yo I love his songs I own both his cds like I play em as if there ain't other music sometimes... but why da fuck is ya man always dressin so tite? U think it's cuz he got the face of a fat kid? Just a hush puppy away from bein a lardo so he wears skinny shit to show he ain't fat? Or like what is it? For real? He is NOT buff his voice is NOT masculine so he don't need to wear nut huggers everywhere he goes..This performance was better than his performance at Mary and Jay-Zs Heart of the City Tour last year tho.. Goodnite Terius! Call leticia yo beautician....