Keep Yo Hands Off My Mama

This is a cute commercial... I wish Dorito's or Frito Lay or whoever would buy this from this guy....

Crack Kills

This my mu-fuckannn sownnggg!! She is seriously goin off to this song and the thing about it is that she's just crackin us all up the whole time. Don't she know that crack kills? Hell the lil girl does, that's why she tryna pull up them tight ass sweatpants for ol drunk ass Lucinda.... yeah please I need for you to lay off the nutcrackers!!

White Girls Are Real.....

"If you're tired of us maybe you should stop trying to look like us. Maybe you could keep a man if you weren't so fake"..... Hmmmm so this leads me to believe that this is what white women think... So all you bitches that r out there really gettin tight cuz black men are with white women, here's the reason from the horse's mouth. LOVE IT! LOVE IT! (Like LL in In Too Deep poolstick style). And while we're on the subject I would like to say that I feel that white women play their role too because we all know that white girls love locks (Dreads that is) so they do their lil dirtbag hoe shit too but this is the reason that it's ok as far as they're concerned. So all you black bitches getting fake weaves and contacts and silicone cuz we all know that's a white thing.... don't be surprised when Trionte dumps you for Suzy.

Second Best Surprise

Which wasn't really a surprise cuz Swizz Beats been biggin up Ruff Ryders lately so I KNEW he would be there wit Jada and he was and it was the shit as to be expected.... Totally enjoyed that too.... Double R. Do y'all niggas buss ya guns?? Hell yeah we buss our guns! I can't wait for the new shit. Call me nostalgic but.... hey.

Likkle Kim......

Came outta nowhere and downloaded herself to TPain's hard drive. I mean they was really ODeein on the whole big up to Brooklyn, is Brooklyn in the house?, Brooklyn put ya hands up so I was like ho hum more a dis BK shit but then out galloped Likkle Kim, brazilian butt lift and all..... u go gurllll. Her performance was decent. And even after Jay-Z buried the autotune, T-Pain still came out and did his thang... Wit DJ Khaled and Ace Hood... Who else? Oh yah Maino. Well T-Pain got mad songs too he could go on all nite. I thought he was gonna.

Thanks To Terius

Yes!! I KNEW Fabolous was gon be there specially wit Terius on the lineup AND the hook and I was excited to see dat.... wish he was tellin niggas they look like they need oxygen masses lol.... BREATHE!! Oh yeah check out da diamonds in his damn chain... It's Loso in case u ain't know so.

The Originator

So Kyle said i'ma eat dat ass on this bus.... but this crazy bitch originated the shit... keep watchin for her crazy ass to say beat dat ass, i'ma beat dat ass on this train. Making Kyle sayin that shit even funnier cuz its damn near identical... wonder if they related. Git out ma face!!

Come On Now

How the hell u let somebody talk to you like that..... but he did go wayyyy in on that ass... lol eat that ass, i'ma eat dat ass on this bus! funnayyyyy and mad disrespectful.... i love the fuckry