Showing posts with label WTFeverrrrr. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTFeverrrrr. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

No Hateration In This.....

So here is a pic of a fuckin hater, that's the only way I can describe gettin looked up and down while at the seafood section of PaffMawk.  This hateful heffa was pissed I guess cuz we was rackin up on the snow crab legs, king crab legs, & jumbo shrimps... she gave us the side eye from HELL when we said that the medium shrimp are like popcorn shrimp, rolled her chicken neck around and proceeded to order half pound of the medium shits.... don't be mad at me baybee!!! I go hard or I keep my ass at home. So don't roll yo eyes at me hoe. Step ya game up.... she gets the Kiss My Ass award... Hollaaaaa



Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Bitch Please

So today's Bitch Please award can go to Jada Pinkett-Smith. Why? Because she came on The View talkin bout how she keeps the spice in her relationship, which pretty much ranged from role playing to fuckin on your friends kitchen table, like literally. The majority of us think sumthin's up with your marriage and u guys sexuality. I mean I'm just sayin Will Smith is up there on my Gay Fish-o-Meter rite along with Cuba Gooding Jr. and that ain't a good thing. So Bitch Please u guys are swingers, that have an open relationship with Will ending the nite with Jada's strap-on up his ass. 

. The lovely face of today's Bitch Please award is the lovely Tiina F. Bayybee. Send me your best Bitch Please or Nigga Please pic so u can be the award one day. Holla at yo gurrl

Friday, June 5, 2009

Jon, Kate, and Their Bullsh!tt

So by now we all know about Jon and Kate and their 8 lil bundles of joy, and of course, Jon's wandering eyes and hands and penis.  My thing is this, he's like 32 years old with 8 damn kids and a wife that loves to bark on him like he's one of the kids. I think I'm gon ride for Jon on this 1 cuz if I were him I'd definitely "go to the store for cigarettes" and end up at the bar for the rest of the nite. I ain't sure what he does for a living but I'm sure he needs a damn break from the headaches, all 9 of em in his house.  I'm sure he didn't count on having all those kids, being on tv, life scrutinized and very public.  I mean wtf happened to the days when a man could creep in peace?? Now he gotta be all worried bout his affairs bein put on blast. And Kate! Kate and her well tucked body... everywhere u look, there's Kate in a 2pc screamin on the kids when its obviously suppose to be like fun vacation time. The look on her face is just of utter disgust. I'd be disgusted too if I invitroed my way into a situation that I now regret... hey it was a good idea at the time. Now look atcha! Stressed out, in bitchmode more than usual for all the world to see. She sez Jon has issues he won't let her help him with. I think Jons sick of bein her little bitch and is tryin to grow his balls back.  Smh at Jon and Kate. And the kids! I hope they bankin sum of that TLC money for em and not just payin for Kates wacky ass haircut and her body tucks and lifts... boy I can see it now, the 1st chance those kids get to break up outta that scenery they out. I hope Kates really bangin sumone on the side too. Its only fair but on the real.... why can't y'all just let Jon live?? Daddy need luv too!!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Idris.......

dammit Idris!! i usually dont have to b bribed into watchin idris elba do anything but that dang beyonce.... she's not a good actress. everytime i watch her in a role all i can think about is her bein foxy cleopatra sayin SHAZAM!! soooo fuckin wack... i had intentions of goin to c it mainly cuz its the typical white gyal bein a homewrecker story but the more i watched them horrible ass commercials the more i realized i'd probably be rootin for the homewrecker to like really wreck that home so i'm definitely gonna pass on this 1... if i wanna c sum idris i'll watch this christmas again lol