Don't Tell Me This Is A Trend

Ummm why is Brandy rockin the extra long Centaur ponytail??? Is this "hairspoil" to be attributed to Kelis?? Say it aint so!!!!

Caption This

Well I don't know what to call this hot ass mess but I sure wish somebody would submit this fool ass pic to the Family Court. Nas should not have to pay for this whore to play Halloween everyday. What do you call this look?? Hit the comments so I can properly caption this. Them boots look like she uses them to dig for gold when she's down on all fours.

Help A Brother Out

So Gary Coleman got arrested over the weekend for domestic assault in Utah.... And he's having a little trouble posting the $1,725 bail.  Damn shame as much as we all love Diff'rent Strokes, Arnold doesn't even have 2Gs on hand for sticky situations such as these... So please send all donations to the Gary Coleman Bail Fund to AkiLahAhSantE @ primasez.... thanks I'll make sure it gets to him!

BITCH PLEASE!!

So Trina wants to do her part and help the Haitian people by adopting a lil haitian child. She's in a financial position to do so and she is seriously considering it.... Ummm am I the only one that can't see Trina being anyone's mama rite now??

O_o Ever Hear Bout Nair??

KUDOS to Mo'Nique on winning the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in Precious! She really did bring that emotion to the screen... but why did she bring her hairy ass legs to the Awards too?? An oversight I'm sure. Lol her man is happy she losing weight, he aint got time to bother her bout her hairy ass legs too....

Jackin For TwitPics

So u know people tweet all kinds of pics.... Here's one I came across today... They called it "Celie Minaj" LMBAOOOOO

Keep Yo Hands Off My Mama

This is a cute commercial... I wish Dorito's or Frito Lay or whoever would buy this from this guy....

Now You Know....

It sure takes a special kinda man to knock up a bitch that would go to her baby shower lookin like this....

Bitch Get A Job From Me You Won't Rob

Must be nice to sit back and live off a nigga's money... Case in point, Kelis. As u can see our resident golddigger I mean Nas' ex-wife looks like she's doin just fine spending his doe on whatever the fuck she WANTS!!! The OD on fur is just a piss in the face to PETA cuz they got at her about some random porcupine she wore on her head as a hat last month. Needless to say I'm sure my man Nas fronted the bill on this one. He never heard Grand Puba tell the crackheaded ho to get a job? From me you won't rob cuz I'll smack you with a hose full of sand??? #CmonSon

That FACE!!!!

Ok so I am one of Lil Kim's fans from way back, u know, when she looked like one of us.... Now, IDK what to call this shit. I'm at a loss for words mainly because she wasnt an ugly girl to begin with. As we all know self hate is a mutha fucka so here is LIL KIM circa 2010 lookin like a hot fuckin mess. Them brows!!! Them shiny ass big cheeks! And I dont mean the ones she had a Brazilian Butt Lift on! EEK! Justin is cute tho as always.

WTF... Redemption Songs For Everyone!!!

If you know me you know that I am totally feeling it for the Haitian people. I definitely have a problem with bandwagonists tho... I guess Bob Marley's Redemption Song is the unofficial theme song for the Haiti Earthquake. Well I'm here to say bitches please!!!! That song has been around for ages and I so dont appreciate u hoes fuckin it up!!!
Here's Melanie Fiona and our beloved Wee-Wee butchering the song. I wish Ike would tell these hoes to "sang the song the way the man wrote the song!!!"