A Greenwich man apparently felt guilty about practicing personal hygiene in a neighbor's home after he had broken into it, police said.
Manuel Gonzalez, 18, of 47 Locust St., broke into a Locust Street home Wednesday while the owner was away, cut his pubic hair and left the trimmings, police said. Remorseful about his actions, the man later confessed to the woman, who then called police.
Police charged Gonzalez Thursday night with first-degree burglary. He was released on a $2,000 surety bond and is scheduled to appear in state Superior Court in Stamford Aug. 14.
Via The Connecticut Post
Now my thing is, did he break in to use her clippers or something?? Did he get a thrill out of leaving his pubes there? Why did he call her and tell her after the fact?? So now his dum a** is facing a real dumb charge, his neighbor is probably traumatized cuz u know how it is after someone breaks in, she’s probably like well damn did he sniff my drawz too?? Things will never be the same on the block after this. I wish I could have seen the look on her face when she finally came across the pubes though. I wonder what she was thinking. Oh well another jackass caught up in the mix. Crime don’t pay buddy, especially if u just wanna jack off or shave in someone elses bathroom.
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