BackYawd Justice Texas Style

Homeboy got his ass whupped for hittin on ol buddy's sister.... That's what a brother's for.

BLUEPRINT 3

Check this ol hot shit out.... Jay-Z recreates his past album covers....Blueprint 3 September 11th. There WILL be haters but this will also be 1 HOT ALBUM

1000 Watt Smile

Just cuz she smilin all pritti like. Hollllla Man Down!

KneeGrow Please

So Breezy is appearing on Larry King Live on wednesday and you know I will be watching. Some sites are putting out excerpts of his interview in which he says he doesn't remember making a Bajan Smoothie outta ReeYadda's 5 head....Kinda shit is that? Are you still into Chris Brown? LOL Drop a comment

SlickemHound And His Long Jomms

You wouldn't believe the shit gettin TwitPic'd nowadays.... Here's one of the resident assholes of Pretty Ricky, lookin a damn fool... Yessaaah... Jacked from his Twitpics

Nivea

Sure looks like she's knocked up with one big ass Pussy Monster
Jacked from MTO and they dead wrong for sayin she looks good that size cuz she's kinda huge and I know she cant wait to drop the Beast. Feed him rappers or feed him beats.

Boy On Tranny Violence

As you can see Lil Mama decide to air that queen out. What u think about this? U always have to remember your truth, you was born a man!.... Drop a comment.

Um, This Freaked Me Out

So I jacked this from www.pausepolice.com the question is, Is this what I think it is? Or is this thang photoshopped? Wtf?

Disturbing?

So the thing about this is that this is a grown ass woman ok? It's not a teenager or young adult, this bish bout 30something.... I snapped her in the mall tryna buy more colorful shit

Jackin TwitPics

Once again boredom led me to this randomness.... So, the questions I have are: what the hell is that IN her mouth, and what the hell is that coming OUTTA her mouth?? This leads me to think this lady is a freak in the sheets LMAO

Run It Back B!tch

Are there any females in this room???

So This Really Is A Trend

These females are really shaving one side of their heads.... U know they aint got no good job!

Party Wrap-Up

Ok so I didn't have the opportunity to paint the Big Apple red this weekend so I decided to check out party pics and this is the shitttt I found.....



This girl was what you called WASHED SMH I hope she aint somebody's mama.



More Pregos in the club, least I hope that's why she got that belly out front.



This guy almost busted out his shirt,



Boys were posing as girls, or this just 1 hugly bish!



The Jamaicans had a PUNKROCK party and showed ass as usual
Deebo out n about again, is she like a dancehall celeb?




Neck Breaker



This girl brought her gums to the pawty



Punk Rock got lost in translation for Miss Celie here



And someone brought a random white guy to the dancehall



Damn I hate missing the action!

Can You Say Dummy??

A Greenwich man apparently felt guilty about practicing personal hygiene in a neighbor's home after he had broken into it, police said.

Manuel Gonzalez, 18, of 47 Locust St., broke into a Locust Street home Wednesday while the owner was away, cut his pubic hair and left the trimmings, police said. Remorseful about his actions, the man later confessed to the woman, who then called police.

Police charged Gonzalez Thursday night with first-degree burglary. He was released on a $2,000 surety bond and is scheduled to appear in state Superior Court in Stamford Aug. 14.

Via The Connecticut Post

Now my thing is, did he break in to use her clippers or something?? Did he get a thrill out of leaving his pubes there? Why did he call her and tell her after the fact?? So now his dum a** is facing a real dumb charge, his neighbor is probably traumatized cuz u know how it is after someone breaks in, she’s probably like well damn did he sniff my drawz too?? Things will never be the same on the block after this. I wish I could have seen the look on her face when she finally came across the pubes though. I wonder what she was thinking. Oh well another jackass caught up in the mix. Crime don’t pay buddy, especially if u just wanna jack off or shave in someone elses bathroom.

 

 

 

OJ Da JuiceMan

So I watched this video with "Ol Shit Lip" Gucci Mane and "Ol All That Shit In Ya Mouf" OJ Da JuiceMan quarter brick whatever, so I decided to see if I could find a more detailed pic of the metal masonry in his mouf and own his toofi-sis but alas, all I came up with was this ol ghetto bootleg lookin album cover. (I gather thats what it is, I know it aint no calendar or magazine) Still Servin Babies.... so if you hear ya kid walkin round the house tolmbout some aye aye ok k k... jap that sucker in the mouf!
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Wow!

So what we have here is some Japanese Jamaicans or some Jamaican Japanese. I know that Japanese people love Reggae and Hip Hop but never did I expect to see this. They Gully Creepin, flat ass Japanese chicks doin the Dutty Wine and P-Poppin! Lord help me, the only thing that would be better than watchin this video would be to actually be at this Shindig! LIONPAW!!!

I Got Mind Control Over DEEBO

OK, you aint scaring nuthin with your big dutty spike collar and awll that chest. Why does the big girl have to be the bully by default? She's probably soft like twinkie filling, I'm sure she's had her share of that.

Big Red

I was told that big dog right here has a hell of a facial hair problem and she loves to zone out and pick at the shit... like tweez her beard with her fingers probably suckin her fat tongue in a daydreaming fashion at the same time, she got caught from behind this time but my team is on the job and we'll see what she looks like straight on up ASAP. Stay tuned

Watch Me Do My BirdWalk

So this was donated by someone as passionate about the injustices of the world as I am. This duck was spotted somewhere in the Bronx and from what I understand, she's sauced off some shit with her big drawz sitting so prominently above her freekin pants just a weeble wooblin along the streets.... This is most likely somebody's mama....Damn shame

Sneak Pics....

So this was jacked from a twitpic a friend took. Can someone please let this guy know that he got a major baldspot? I'm guessing that if he knew he woulda used them dredz to cover that shit up....At least the sides n back cuz the front a dat shit still bawld as hell....And it would have to be a high ponytail lololol. Sleepin, Droolin, and Exposin yaself on the train. Smh

Real, Chance, and Junk

So if you're into Real Chance of Love then you love when they name these freaks as well. This season I'd like you to meet Junk, the snaggletooth-id bad weaving wearer (cuz her wig is shot)that got the most ass on the show, therefore earning the name Junk from Chance. Now somehow I find this offensive coming from this dummy. It was aight when Jeromey Rome called Pam "Junk" cuz she got junk in da trunk, but Chance callin you Junk with a face like that is soooo not a compliment. I was lookin for a pic of her "junk" but the season just started and she's still on so her ass nekkid pics aint online yet....

So Cash Yo Check And Come On!

You know I always hear about this 1st of the month at the supermarket. I ain't goin to Paffmawk its the beginning of the month, u know shit along those lines. Well todays the 4th and look at this line! Food stamps pumpin! I put my huggies down and boogied to the more expensive supermarket. Huggies on sale and less EBT traffic. *mental note* Stay away from Paffmawk til at least the 10th.

Sneak Pics.... Overworked Thong

So you can thank Chocolate Flower for bringing this exclusive mess to us all.  Upon emerging from the tunnels of NYC she was greeted by this hot mess.  Someone please tell this child that 1- no white draws under white pants, not even a thong. 2 - a thong should b your friend. Why u punishing it by using it in all that ass?? That strang gon be gray when she take it off cuz it was hot today. Stank.

Happy Birthday To Me

Now normally me and my family (Ha-Dee-Fuh)would be doin sum shit of these proportions but it's a rainy sunday here in NYC so I'm watchin fuck shit on youtube lol Holla. Happy Bday to me.

Crack Kills

This my mu-fuckannn sownnggg!! She is seriously goin off to this song and the thing about it is that she's just crackin us all up the whole time. Don't she know that crack kills? Hell the lil girl does, that's why she tryna pull up them tight ass sweatpants for ol drunk ass Lucinda.... yeah please I need for you to lay off the nutcrackers!!

Don't Let Me Get Mad In This Shitt!!

I love women from the Islands....Stew-Pid Fuckkk!!! Holla! She sounds just like my mama!

White Girls Are Real.....

"If you're tired of us maybe you should stop trying to look like us. Maybe you could keep a man if you weren't so fake"..... Hmmmm so this leads me to believe that this is what white women think... So all you bitches that r out there really gettin tight cuz black men are with white women, here's the reason from the horse's mouth. LOVE IT! LOVE IT! (Like LL in In Too Deep poolstick style). And while we're on the subject I would like to say that I feel that white women play their role too because we all know that white girls love locks (Dreads that is) so they do their lil dirtbag hoe shit too but this is the reason that it's ok as far as they're concerned. So all you black bitches getting fake weaves and contacts and silicone cuz we all know that's a white thing.... don't be surprised when Trionte dumps you for Suzy.

FML!!!!! Craziest Ten Seconds of My Life

All I can say is thank goodness this was only 10 seconds and the one on the left didnt start gettin it poppin! WTF kinda S is dis?? I'm in shock

Drizzy Please Sit Yo Ass Down!

So I'm sure by now you know I think Drake is a mega cornball click here
So I saw him at Summer Jam and he was like a lil fly just jumpin and buzzin all over the stage for his lil verse, he seemed mad hype to me and he was as hype as he could be on the BET Awards, though his ass was sitting down. Which leads me to the fact that he probably shouldn't have skipped to his lou so quickly last nite. Poor Drizzy fell down and broke his crown and ol Gremlin ass Weezy comes out like he's Charlie Murphy or sum shit making jokes. Well, maybe he'll just say fuck it and remain type casted and perform in his Degrassi Wheelchair from now on.... Watch Drizzy Bust His Ass